Thursday, January 17, 2008

JLA is Not Looking So Good

Hey, at least that Superman can fill out a suit...

It appears WB's ineptitude with it's superheroes knows no bounds, as recent reports in both Variety and the Hollywood Reporter are now suggesting that the much ballyhooed film has been put on hold until at least the end of the WGA strike or it possibly could even be joining Singerman II in the scrap heap. It looks like the project encountered a myriad of issues from casting, to the inability to do rewrites, to a lack of necessary tax incentives from the Australian government.

But my friends, that is just the tip of the iceberg! Wait until you hear who they were going to cast in this film. It appears that the "WORST CAST LIST EVER!" that was posted on Superhero Hype! a few months back was pretty spot on. The Hollywood Reporter details the carnage:
The decision to put the project on hold now frees up the actors who had been cast in the roles of Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and the Flash. D.J. Cotrona, Adam Brody, Anton Yelchin, Common, Teresa Palmer and Megan Gale had been cast in the movie in November, with their holding deals extended at least once as the studio tackled the script problems. The extensions expired Tuesday, after which a pay-or-play situation would have taken effect.

"Justice's" delay is considered good news for Christopher Nolan's camp. Nolan is in post on "The Dark Knight," the sequel to "Batman Begins," and is said to have been unhappy with the "Justice League" movie because its version of Batman (to have been played by Armie Hammier) clashed with his (Christian Bale).
Holy shit on a stick does that list suck! Sure the delay is good news for Nolan's camp.. and anyone who hasn't ever wiped their ass with a JLA comic. What the hell is WB thinking? They were going to make a gazillion dollar film and have a nickel and dime cast? The only name on that list that doesn't make me cringe is Common, but he's a decent supporting actor, he's not good enough to carry a cast of soap opera rejects. Please tell me the man who gave us Mad Max is not responsible for this and that some suits foisted them upon him? Otherwise I've lost a ton of respect for George Miller. D.J. Effing Cotrona was going to be their Superman??? He's 5'9" for Christ's sake! The Baking Soda kid who was to play Batman is 6'5", Cotrona would've looked like his god damn side kick and together they've got the acting resume of Paris Hilton. The "casting issues" the article speaks about have to have something to do with someone in the studio with at least a modicum of common sense looking at this cast list and saying "WTF? Are you serious?"

Regardless, for anyone who thought that WB was starting to come around and get any kind of handle on their superhero properties, if Singerman wasn't enough then this should convince you that Batman Begins was a complete fluke occurrence.

Now on to something I feel I need to address: the whole "Uncle Bingo" fiasco. As I've always said to you, be careful to ever believe ANYTHING you read on internet messagboards. Someone ALWAYS has some kind of agenda. And once again I was proven correct as Uncle Bingo's was either to mess with people or spread false hope. It's clear now that he, and those who were singing a similar tune, were DEAD wrong. I was really surprised by some emails I'd gotten showing me just how far it had spread too.

The thing that does piss me off about it is not so much that he came on here and did that, its because since his comments were posted in the comments section here, some people (a few even with their own websites) have attributed them to this blog. Why? Hell if I know. Another chance to badmouth the blogosphere and make themselves feel superior perhaps?

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Anonymous said...

Just look at the garbage that the apologists spew concerning what's happening with JLA. They're glad that that dog poop of a movie didn't get made. You know, if their reasons were objective, maybe they could be considered, but instead, what do we get? We get a literal hate-fest toward JLA if for no other reason than the brain-dead apologist sheep whining and crying about their beloved Singerman possibly not coming back, yet they convince themselves all is on track, BS, MOS, the whole nine yards is a go as far as they're concerned. They basically hate JLA because of it possibly replacing Singerman? That's what I interpret. May they have neither!

Anonymous said...

"They were going to make a gazillion dollar film and have a nickel and dime cast? "

LMAO! That remark was funny as hell

dooer.of.evil said...

Superman - D.J. Cotrona
Batman - Armie Hammer
Wally West/The Flash - Anton Yelchin
Aquaman - Santiago Cabrera
Iris - Zoe Kazan
Wonder Woman - Megan Gale
Talia al Ghul - Teresa Palmer
Green Lantern - Common


HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA GEORGE MILLER HAS LOST HIS FUCKING MIND!

Anonymous said...

Personally I'm glad the JLA tanked. I said all along the casting was shit, Miller wrong for director.

And I knew in my gut Bingo was a fake. Unlike most here, I don't believe he and emijayne are one and the same person. His writing style is so different from hers it would be hard for her to consistently maintain that difference. I'm very familiar with someone who writes like that, but can't prove it's him.

I asserted, and still believe, Bingo is from the pro Singer camp who any day now will be crowing like a rooster about how easy it was to lead some around by the nose. If he doesn't, it'll be because he wants everyone to continue to believe it was Emi.
A real jerk.

I think he just took the the stuff Emi was posting (that turned out wrong) and just imaginatively elaborated on it, and chose to make her look like the culprit in the process. Even to the point of claiming to take a business trip at the same time as Emi.

I don't think she's THAT stupid, or that sne believes everyone else is THAT gullible.

On another note, I also claimed Warner is run by monkeys. Australia denies that Warner shut down over tax breaks.

Here's the link to the Variety article about the issue.

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117979263.html?categoryid=1019&cs=1&nid=2562

copy and paste into your browser and go.

Personally I think this blog shouldn't just be anti-singer alone. I think it should also be anti Warner.

Anonymous said...

I am very happy about this, takes us one step closer to what i want and feel Superman needs a reboot. Yes i have said that before and with this JL mess i was largely shot down, but in a few years that is our best bet to get a new franchise going again. Surely people are starting to come around on that. We don't want Singerman 2, JLA looks dead so a reboot is the most logical step.

ApologistPuncher said...

"We don't want Singerman 2"

Despite what you will read from Sanchez and the Singerman Excuse Squad, the WB won't be making any further films following THAT mess.

I still see JLA starting to film between April-June. In Canada, with a new director and MOSTLY new cast. They DO NOT have a summer tent-pole for 2009, and unless they "rush" Harry Potter into cinemas for that summer, they lose BIG TIME. Since the strike is cutting every studio off at the knees, they would be PRIMED to rake-in the dough in '09 with JLA. No competition really.

To those trying to "bash" this Blog for "falling for" Uncle Bingo, get some fucking perspective. I didn't see people hailing him a "hero", and trumpeting his every word.

And as far as other websites doing it goes, no one gives a shit what Steve Eunich at the HomoPage, Robert "Rusty Trambone" Sanchez at IESB, or the fucks at SingerHomoHype have to say. They were AFRAID he was legit, and this is their way of wiping their brows and saying "whew".

BHoward1 said...

Look, I'll fall on the sword here. While I didn't believe everything Uncle Bingo was saying, I felt his posts sounded logical and credible and matched a lot of what Emijayne was saying. So I took the liberty to copy his posts and put it on other websites as I felt it was an entertaining read. The whole spreading of his words was my fault. not SSS. I apologize for any unwarranted attention SSS.

Sepharih said...

I am continually amazed by WB's ability to so fuck up such an inherently foolproof idea. It's the Justice League of America! How do people like D.J. Cotrona and Armie Hammer get cast in it?

All of us really owe Nolan a debt of gratitude. He's the one guy working there who actually knows what the fuck he's doing.

Anonymous said...

"All of us really owe Nolan a debt of gratitude. He's the one guy working there who actually knows what the fuck he's doing."

Suggest to the apologists, though, that Nolan direct the next Superman outing, or even JLA for that matter, and see what you get. I remember a realist suggesting that Nolan take over on Superman, and you should've seen the negative comments. I mean, his films are dark, right? Well, duh, wasn't Singerman Sucks? I guess an apologist just can't see the light when their mouth is full of BS.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha I love to see this site owned. So with JLA in the tank its time to get behind a superman sequel. I was in NY meeting with NBC officials fools. Unlike AP who jerks off to dead mothers I work in the industry and had to take a business trip from france to NYC. And screw my grammar at least i am bilingual! WB time to get behind......

Returns Sequel is your 2009 tent pole!

rEstart

Time to cry and complain. Uncle Bingo showed this site one thing is that in Hollywood nothing is ever sure fact!

ApologistPuncher said...

"hahahaha I love to see this site owned. So with JLA in the tank its time to get behind a superman sequel. I was in NY meeting with NBC officials fools. Unlike AP who jerks off to dead mothers I work in the industry and had to take a business trip from france to NYC. And screw my grammar at least i am bilingual! WB time to get behind......

Returns Sequel is your 2009 tent pole!

rEstart

Time to cry and complain. Uncle Bingo showed this site one thing is that in Hollywood nothing is ever sure fact!"

See who's back to claiming he works in the "industry"? Yep, it's "superfag95"!

Let me guess, NBC is the name of your gay-porn distributor? Nothing But Cocks? Explains why you hate Smallville, and LOVE nuts in your mouth. Did they approve your 600 donkey gangbang? Not afraid your insides will burst with that many schlongs "rooting" you out? You are one SICK faggot, "superfag95".

Anyone hear any news on BS making a sequel to his runny turd? No? Not a word? Wonder what THAT means....

Sepharih said...

“Suggest to the apologists, though, that Nolan direct the next Superman outing, or even JLA for that matter, and see what you get.”

Well...personally in that regard I do agree with them. It’s not just that his stuff is dark, he also places his films in a more reality based world, and he’s well known to have a thing against CGI. His solo work with the Batman franchise is great...but I don’t see him being interested in a movie with actors all in brightly colored costumes that will, no doubt, be a visual effects extravaganza. I think you could probably find someone more appropriate for the project.

Anonymous said...

"he also places his films in a more reality based world, and he’s well known to have a thing against CGI.I think you could probably find someone more appropriate for the project."

You can't strictly limit a talented director such as Nolan in one sphere or any director with talent and imagination for that matter. Just because Nolan may have a specific style doesn't mean he couldn't or wouldn't try something such as Superman and actually remain true to the character. Look at Francis Ford Coppola, director of Godfather and made a pretty good Dracula horror flick. I'm sure if Nolan had the desire for a Superman flick he would do far better than Singer did. He would also be humble enough to have people on his creative team with a knowledge of Superman and deliver an interesting story.

Sepharih said...

“You can't strictly limit a talented director such as Nolan in one sphere or any director with talent and imagination for that matter. Just because Nolan may have a specific style doesn't mean he couldn't or wouldn't try something such as Superman and actually remain true to the character.”

I’m not limiting him, and I’m not saying he wouldn’t be capable of doing it so much as that I don’t think he’d be interested in doing it. The world of Superman or JLA has to take place in an epic comic book universe where Aliens, Magic, and all manner of fantastical things take place. Nothing from Nolan suggests that he has an interest in this kind of storytelling.
I would actually liken it to Frank Miller opting to write Superman, or something along those lines. He’s a good writer. He probably knows the lore well enough. He probably could write Superman...but it’s not his thing.

Similarly, a Superman and/or JLA movie really just isn’t Chris Nolan’s thing. He hasn’t expressed any kind of interest thus far, so I don’t see him taking over.

Anonymous said...

Funny AP you do not deny anything I said. That means you check Madame T. for the Returns display. Oh you americans are so stupid. WB with returns sequel would have actors, a director, production unit, and props in the can so this means..............

WB best finacial and artistic decision is making the Returns Sequel!!!

Restart

AP you must be gay with your description of gay love I will tell the NBC exec that there are a lot of gay demo on this blog maybe they can advertise somewhere! At least in France we are not that gay!

Anonymous said...

quote:
"Oh you americans are so stupid. WB with returns sequel would have actors, a director, production unit, and props in the can"

--> ??? Where did you get this? The only actors signed are in the main roles! There's no supporting cast.

JLA has starring actors, supporting actors, a director, a production unit (which already shot some testfootage) and prolly some sets build because the start date was early February. They also have a complete story and SCRIPT that only needs some touch ups!

Show me where Singerman 2 has any of that!?
Singer and his writers aren't even attached to it anymore. The few chances for a sequel went out the door when WB fired the writers.

So keep dreaming ...

Anonymous said...

Singer's gone you jerk off. I see you conveniently ignored that article.

And this site didnt get "owned" by your gay ass or anyone else. No one here was rooting for a shitty JLA movie, our main concern is not getting another Singerman movie, and at this point it looks pretty damn good.

So go back to your country of rude overfeminized snobs who wreak of B.O. and smoke too much, and look at all the war memorials and try to figure out why they're all dedicated to soldiers from other countries who've constantly had to save your gay asses

ApologistPuncher said...

"Funny AP you do not deny anything I said. That means you check Madame T. for the Returns display. Oh you americans are so stupid. WB with returns sequel would have actors, a director, production unit, and props in the can so this means..............

WB best finacial and artistic decision is making the Returns Sequel!!!

Restart

AP you must be gay with your description of gay love I will tell the NBC exec that there are a lot of gay demo on this blog maybe they can advertise somewhere! At least in France we are not that gay!"

See how illiterate "superfag95" is? He ORIGINALLY posted this bullshit in the thread below, where I countered EVERYTHING this walking anus said. But does that stop this queer from splooging his made-up bullshit? Nope.

And NOT gay in FRANCE?? Jesus H. Christ this asshole is PATHETIC. But then again, EVERYTHING he says is the opposite of the TRUTH. Remember him saying Americans are "lazy", but I go and prove the faggy French have DOUBLE the unemployment rate? Or that Singerman would make more than The Simpsons Movie AND Transformers? That a sequel WOULD be made?

These are just a few examples of this kid's DELUSIONS that he IGNORES when proven WRONG, but it really IS difficult to lay the blame at his own feet. When your dad has been stuffing cock in each and every opening in your body from age 3 on, it tends to mess you up in the head.

Anonymous said...

"Similarly, a Superman and/or JLA movie really just isn’t Chris Nolan’s thing. He hasn’t expressed any kind of interest thus far, so I don’t see him taking over"

Well I'm not saying he does have an
interest, I'm merely stating that just because he don't doesn't mean he couldn't give us a good film should it interest him in the future.

Anonymous said...

“Suggest to the apologists, though, that Nolan direct the next Superman outing, or even JLA for that matter, and see what you get.”

Nolan is not right for Superman, everything has to be grounded in reality, that is why he made Batman work. I don't think Superman is up his ally.

colors said...

"Nolan is not right for Superman"
Ding ding ding, give the man a cigar.

Anonymous said...

Just who IS right for Superman, then? All the apologists want is Singer back in spades & deny reality, wanting NO ONE else. So who WOULD be good for this franchise? Sometimes you can throw some names in the hat for consideration, but the apologists usually dismiss all out of hand, sometimes even ridiculing the suggestions, regardless of how accomplished the creative team is. They even dissed the suggestion of Stephen Spielberg! Get a life!

Anonymous said...

It is a tough question. Singer i feel would have done a better job, but he went into the project too in love with what Donner had done. He took a broader approach with X-Men and it worked, if he had done the same with Superman i feel the film would have been better. He's a good director but he screwed up. Maybe someone like Peter Jackson could put a good spin on Superman, George Miller was interesting for JLA. You need someone with a track record that indicates they have a very imaginative way of thinking, in a fictional fantasy sense. Nolan is a good director but he has such a grounded sense of reailty with Batman. Batman is the easiest comic character to put in such a reality because he has no powers. I just don't see him making the transition to Superman.

ApologistPuncher said...

Brad Bird is my first choice. If not to direct, then to at LEAST write the script. He has a grasp on what being a HERO is, and DOESN'T have to make them "dark" to be RELEVANT. The Iron Giant is a pretty good Superman film on it's own. But someone like Michael Bay would do a good "action" Superman film, and Ron Howard would do a good "character driven" Supes film too.

It's tough to pick ONE director that can do them ALL, but if I couldn't get Brad bird to do it, I say Sam Raimi. He got burned-out by Spiderman 3, but that wouldn't be the case with Superman. Something new, that he can do HIS way, and you KNOW he wouldn't be directing while his lips are attached to Richard Donner's nutsack.

Sepharih said...

“Just who IS right for Superman, then? All the apologists want is Singer back in spades & deny reality, wanting NO ONE else. So who WOULD be good for this franchise?...They even dissed the suggestion of Stephen Spielberg! Get a life!”

LOL!! Who the fuck would hate the idea of Steven Spielberg in charge of the Superman franchise. Anyone in there right mind would bend over backwards for him to get involved. Unfortunately, I don’t honestly see that happening.

At the moment my favorite choice is actually Gore Verbinski believe it or not. He obviously has a fine handle on visual effects and action, but more importantly his work on the Pirate franchise demonstrated the same kind of feeling I would expect from a Superman movie. Charming and fun adventure with a sort of dry wit about itself that loves to wink at the audience. Colorful characters in colorful costumes with brightly saturated colors that pop out at you; as opposed to Singer’s horribly muted palette and horrible costume.
With a screenplay written by someone who knows Superman canon, a good cast, and a soundtrack composed by Hans Zimmer I think you’d have a winning Superman movie.
Plus, as a bonus, it would be ownage defined if the same creative team that “swabbed the deck” with Singer at the box office took over the same franchise he fucked up so badly.

colors said...

"Who the fuck would hate the idea of Steven Spielberg in charge of the Superman franchise"
Right here, chief. You just know a supporting character would appear to die at some point in the third act, only to pop up alive and well before the credits roll for a shiny, happy ending. I say that because he's only been mining that one for thirty years. Given Speilberg's affection for cuteness, $10 says the frickin' kid from Singerstalker would be back as well. So no, I say keep Speilberg out of it.

I'd be interested to see what a Bay-led Superman would be like. If he had the right script, it could be interesting. He apparently made a movie last year with a $150 million budget and a metric fuckton of effects and action. I hear that flcik did okay at the box office too. I'd love to see him take on the JLA movie.

I really don't see what everyone has against Brett Ratner. When he was on the project (in the pre-Singer glory days) he said his basic vision of the movie was Superman flying over Metropolis in the classic uniform. If he too had the right script (which the Abrams thing clearly was not) I'd be interested to see his version too.

John McTiernan has proven he can make an action film with some decent character moments in it.

As AP said, Brad Bird might do well too.

As long as it utilizes as Post-Crisis Superman, I'd be willing to give almost anyone a chance.

Anonymous said...

"John McTiernan has proven he can make an action film with some decent character moments in it."

Isn't he in Jail???

Sepharih said...

“Right here, chief. You just know a supporting character would appear to die at some point in the third act, only to pop up alive and well before the credits roll for a shiny, happy ending. I say that because he's only been mining that one for thirty years. Given Speilberg's affection for cuteness, $10 says the frickin' kid from Singerstalker would be back as well. So no, I say keep Speilberg out of it.”

Well with due respect, I think you’re grossly exaggerating how often Spielberg has done that, although I will be honest and say that I nearly barfed in War of the Worlds when he pulled that crap.
Also were talking reboot here, so I don’t think Spielberg would be throwing a kid into the mix this early on. I’d like to state on record here though that if he ever did employ such a concept in a Superman movie, given his affection for cuteness, I would say there’s a good chance the kid would actually BE cute, have something to do in the movie, and wouldn’t result in implications that would damage Superman’s moral character.
I’m not really a fan of the idea of Superman fathering a child with Lois Lane, but I’m sure if he did he would at least make something entertaining out of it.

Bay...I’m not sure he’d even be interested. Spielberg had to offer him 3 times to do Transformers before he took the job. Would he even like the idea of doing a Superman movie?
Brett Ratner would totally do it, but I’m not sure I like that idea. His movies just feel so bland and formulaic.
John McTiernan...I don’t know, he’s kind of lost his touch I think. I haven’t really seen a good movie from him in a while, and certainly nothing that would say he’d be ready to take on a heavy visual effects project like this.
Brad Bird’s mostly done animated films I think. Not sure if he has much experience in live action, but he could possibly do something with the script.
Also, I used to think Robert Zemeckis would have been a decent choice, but he’s really gotten into mocap at the moment, and I wasn’t very happy with what he did to a certain Anglo-Saxon poem.

"Isn't he in Jail???"

Is he?

Anonymous said...

"Isn't he in Jail???"

"Is he?"

I just checked it, he got convicted for lying about his relationship to someone in a wiretapping scandal. That is one of the reasons he did not get to do Die Hard 4. He is serving 4 months starting just a few days ago.

Anonymous said...

Random trivia fact for you children who don't know this and are slamming the Donner continuity... Spielberg WAS tapped as the original Superman (the movie) director. Spielberg actually was extremely excited about doing the movie and was ready to go and almost signed... except the crazy producers (the Salkinds) ended up taking a gamble that he'd still be available after they searched for someone cheaper, but by the time they realized he was a perfect (and able) candidate he had moved on. I still think Donner did great. I agree though, we need a reboot -- but I still think we should keep the John Williams music.

Anonymous said...

"Nolan is not right for Superman, everything has to be grounded in reality, that is why he made Batman work. I don't think Superman is up his ally."

You make it sound like its law, sure Batman can be grounded in reality simply because it has that ability. Just because he grounded one comic character in reality doesn't mean he would do it with a character such as Superman. Superman IS within his ability to do, he just doesn't WANT to do it.

Sepharih said...

"Random trivia fact for you children who don't know this and are slamming the Donner continuity... Spielberg WAS tapped as the original Superman (the movie) director."

Really? I know that they originally went to Lucas after his success with Star Wars and he passed, but I had no idea Spielberg was involved at one point. No major loss, all things considered, but that is interesting.
Huh, still doubt it'll happen, a Superman or JLA movie directed by Spielberg seems minutely less far fetched now.

Sepharih said...

Also, we're not really slamming the Donner continuity so much as we're slamming Singers quasi-sequel Frankenstein universe that uses elements of it. I still like the Donner universe. I just think that at this point it's a universe that's run its course. It's time for something new. Ditto for the theme.

Anonymous said...

"Random trivia fact for you children who don't know this and are slamming the Donner continuity... Spielberg WAS tapped as the original Superman (the movie) director."

I had some knowledge of that when I posted previously but I see you beat me to it. However, the version I heard is a little different. I basically heard that Spielberg was suggested & Alexander Salkind balked with something like, "Who, that shark guy?!" I guess he didn't take him seriously enough? Salkind's loss, though. Nevertheless, Donner still did a great job that I still respect & occasionally even watch. Quick note: some of the apologists have even suggested that Donner come back. While that's interesting, like sepharih said, it's time for something new & Donner would certainly still use THAT universe.

I could agree about Ratner because we may've been robbed of the film we WOULD'VE HAD if not for Singerman. Sam Raimi is a very interesting choice & I believe a Superman fan. If you'll watch the Spidey films, you'll see references such as Peter Parker ripping open his shirt & even Aunt May mentioned him by name. So yeah, a rested Raimi with exploding ideas might be just what the doctor ordered.

colors said...

"Sam Raimi is a very interesting choice & I believe a Superman fan"
He said STM provided some inspiration for him in making the first Spidey flick. Mind you, he managed to pay tribute to it without completely ripping it off. Some other director should probably learn about that one.

Still, I'm not nuts about Raimi. To me, the guy is Peter Parker brought to life. He seems like a nice guy and is clearly a talented director but considering the era of Spider-Man comics he favors (the Lee/Romita era of the late 60's to mid 70's) I fear the Superman film he might create.

And for crying out loud, lets keep that hack David Goyer out of it as well. I've heard his name tossed about in some places.

ApologistPuncher said...

"Random trivia fact for you children who don't know this and are slamming the Donner continuity..."

First, let me start off by saying this: Fuck YOU, you jackass piece of shit.

Secondly, I don't see anyone "slamming the Donner continuity", moron.

What we ARE "slamming", and will CONTINUE to do so, is BS picking and choosing pieces of it to use in his floppy turd. If you are STUPID enough to think Singerman Peeps has ANY place in Richard Donner's Superman universe, YOU need psychological help.

Or a 2X4 to your fucking cranium.

Anonymous said...

By claiming Returns was part of the Donnerverse, then fucking it up royally was a masterstroke by Singer. You can piss off so many fans that way, and just confuse the fuck out of the general filmgoer.

Somebody's posted an interesting statistic over at Emijayne's blog. According to hits on Youtube, Tom Welling rates at about 4,2700 putting him ahead of people like Adam Sandler and Bruce Willis.

Brandon Routh gets about 480.......So Welling gets nearly TEN TIMES as much traffic than Routh. Hello Warners? George Miller?? You listening?

Actually I'd say Warners would be well aware of those sort of facts.

With statistics like that make me doubt we'll ever see Routh in a major film again

Anonymous said...

Sorry about the extra zero and poor grammar in the above post, it's hard to type whilst laughing so hard at Brandon Routh.

You realise too that most of Brandon Routh on Youtube is comprised of videos spoofing him and his lame movie.

Brandon Routh:480 hits. Oh Brandon, you are a funny, funny boy. I hope your new beard, I mean wife, has a proper job.

Anonymous said...

...and don't forget Sanchez is pitching for Routh's return.

Honestly, what planet is he on? Singer's Uranus?

Honestly, these Singer bumbuddies like Sanchez & Eunich must live in Fantasyland.

Anonymous said...

Hey American losers there are more sites that like Routh, Singer, and Bosworth then hate returns and everything associated with it. So whos on the wrong side?............

Follow Singer's set up WB!!!

REstart

AP call Madame T. to confirm my story or you too afraid of the truth?

Anonymous said...

Hello, Vinnie, it's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!

The Shocker said...

you know what's funny? Is that Retard comes here bashing everything and anything about the US, yet he vehemently defends a film thats (allegedly) about America's greatest pop culture icon? Does that make any fucking sense to anyone?

Funny thing about Routh, he has one website set up for him by one of the cows over at Bluetights. Have you ever seen the number of websites there are for Tom Welling and Smallville? It's unbelievable. Every damn language you can think of, except idiot so Retard will need a translation.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that cow is probably 300 lbs. at least & probably stuffs her face with cake & whole milk while simultaneously telling you that she WON'T have a FAT boyfriend and/or husband. She probably fingers herself to Routh, I mean, Singerman.

ApologistPuncher said...

"AP call Madame T. to confirm my story or you too afraid of the truth?"

Nope, but I called Mister Pee, as in your dad's German porno name. He loves urine. He said he's talked a few of the other guys to come spray you down tonight, so be ready when he gets home. Open wide.

And yeah, the cows at BJ's "fansite" are ALL pent-up LOSERS. Can you imagine how cavernous those bitches cunts must be?? Fist her? Shit, you'd have to kick their stinky pussies just to give them some kind of sensation.

Anonymous said...

Singer is a FAG and Superman Returns was gay.

Anonymous said...

Singerman, giving head & packing fudge.

Anonymous said...

Has Super-Scientologist Tom Cruise destroyed Bryan Singer for being a homosexual yet?

Anonymous said...

^ wtf are you talking about?

Anonymous said...

Megan Gale recently confirmed that she'd been cast for Wonder Woman in JLA. Many of the apologists are striking her down as Wonder Woman because they say she has a long face and LOOKS LIKE A HORSE! Huh?! Have you seen this woman?! Horse?! Although Terminal didn't refer to her this way, he of course didn't like her either. I guess the apologists do indeed have a large fag base in their ranks after all!

ApologistPuncher said...

The Dark Knight just got a GUARANTEE of being a blockbuster. Heath Ledger was found dead today.

That REALLY sucks, as he looked to be an OUTSTANDING Joker.

Tragic.

swright said...

"The Dark Knight just got a GUARANTEE of being a blockbuster. Heath Ledger was found dead today.

That REALLY sucks, as he looked to be an OUTSTANDING Joker.

Tragic."

For once, we agree. Don't know how this is going to effect any reshoots though.

Anonymous said...

Yeah and they found pills near his body, what a waste, what is with these actors and DRUGS???

ApologistPuncher said...

"Don't know how this is going to effect any reshoots though."

It won't. Body-doubles in full face paint will be used. Standard Hollywood MO.

And yeah, just because these Hollywood actors get "bored" they IMMEDIATELY turn to drugs??

Anonymous said...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

I highly doubt they will release TDK as planned - IF EVER! This is not "the Crow" where it was an accident, this was reportedly a "OD Suicide", so TDK already has a HUGE stigma in advertising and marketing to overcome. I just don't see WB advertising this flick with Ledger on the frontcover this summer.

I actually think that the Batman franchise just got killed once again! Sad, really sad. I loved "Batman Begins" and had high hopes in Nolan and his team to make a nearly perfect Batman movieseries.

And in a sick twist of events, JLA just got an official "right to exist" because this whole incident can be buried with the new Batman and possible spin-offs!

Anonymous said...

Crass as it may be to even talk about such things right now, there's no way TDK is going to be cancelled as a result of this. It's now got the morbid factor going for it, plus WB is already on the line to the tune of TDK's entire budget. If this had happened after a few weeks of shooting, MAYBE they'd cancel it but I doubt even then. TDK is going to happen no matter what.

How this affects the Joker's appearances in the third movie is up in the air though.

Anonymous said...

TDK is happening nomatter what, this is WB big movie for Summer of 2008 they spent, reportedly over 150 mil on the budget and the marketing will likely be close to a 100 mil for a flick like that. We live in a sick world and people love all that Art imitating LIFE crap. A lot of people out there will want to see TDK even more now that this happened. The biggest issue will be the cast and filmakers are going to have to answer nothing but questions about Ledger, the whole time they are selling the film. It will not be about the movie just about Heath, especially if he offed himself.

Anonymous said...

A weird thing I just noticed:

"Batman Begins" was overshadowed by Tom and Katie going wild

"The Dark Knight" will be overshadowed by Ledger's demise

Doesn't that seem strange? Somehow, this new Batman franchise created a new curse: "the Batman curse", the equivalent to "the Superman curse".

I wonder what will happen if/when the 3rd flick comes along ...

Anonymous said...

"I wonder what will happen if/when the 3rd flick comes along ..."

His death raises a lot of questions about that. TDK was supposedly set up for the Joker to be back for a thrd film. If Ledger is great in TDK he will be forever immortalised in the role, you really can't recast it. My guess is they will just write around not having the joker be back.

Anonymous said...

^ wtf are you talking about?

Go look it up you fuckin idiot.


...I see Emijayne is back, and she says she's been receiving emails from the "popular" Steve Younis.

Popular....I thought Americans didn't get irony.

Anonymous said...

FUCK JLA
FUCK SUPERMAN RETURNS

TIME TO REBOOT THIS TRAINWRECK

Anonymous said...

"^ wtf are you talking about?

Go look it up you fuckin idiot.


...I see Emijayne is back, and she says she's been receiving emails from the "popular" Steve Younis."

What the hell are you babbling on about dickhead???

Anonymous said...

What the hell are you babbling on about dickhead???

I'm so ignorant I can't be bothered looking up any reference to anything or anyone. I just post questions here to highlight my own stupidity.

What a fuckin idiot

Anonymous said...

I see the clueless comic book kid is back again

Yep, a real life a fucking idiot

Anonymous said...

"If Ledger is great in TDK he will be forever immortalised in the role, you really can't recast it."

It will be EERIE is what it will be, since he is playing this sick lunatic in the movie and now he is dead, kind of like Brandon Lee in the Crow.

Anonymous said...

If there is a 3rd Batman movie I guess we either get a new actor or a new villain to replace Ledger. The Riddler comes to my mind. Don't know if Nolan likes him though.

ApologistPuncher said...

Did you guys see that Spacey is in ANOTHER movie with his fag-hag Bosworth?? Yeah, any doubt now WHY she was cast as Lois Lame in Singerman Peeps??

Anonymous said...

You mean "21" right!?

It's funny that she's playing a college student right after she played an unconvincing 35 year old. But at least this time she fits her role.

ApologistPuncher said...

"You mean "21" right!?"

Yep, the film that will be in and out of the theaters in about 2 weeks.

Man, Singerman Peeps is killing careers left and right! First BJ's career goes "Routh", Bosworth and Spacey reteam for ANOTHER shit-bomb of a film, and BS is SUNK once Valkyrie tanks at $30 million domestic.

'Atta boy, BS!

Anonymous said...

"If there is a 3rd Batman movie I guess we either get a new actor or a new villain to replace Ledger. The Riddler comes to my mind. Don't know if Nolan likes him though."

I would guess the answer would be new villain. If Ledger does a great job, Nolan would be putting another actor in a very tough spot recasting the part so soon after Heath's death. Easier to just rewrite the film with a different villain alogether.

Anonymous said...

"First BJ's career goes "Routh", Bosworth and Spacey reteam for ANOTHER shit-bomb of a film, and BS is SUNK once Valkyrie tanks at $30 million domestic"

When is Valkyrie supposed to come out? To my knowledge, there's not even been so much as a teaser for it, yet it seems like BS has been working on it since forever. The budget *must* be completely out of control by now.

As for Ledger, it's been kind of weird how people have reacted to his death. Not naming names, but on certain forums you'd have thought Sir Laurence Olivier died. Everyone's talking about his "iconic performance" when they've heard a whoppin' six lines. Some people are even convinced that Nolan and Bale won't come back to the franchise and that WB will cancel the film "out of respect". Seriously, some people are really that stupid.

Molotovkoktease said...

LEZT ME DO THE CASTING!!!! I'm pretty sure I could much much better. Is this movie supposed to be the Justice League or the Teen Justice League.

Anonymous said...

My guess is they will focus on Two-Face, as that seems to be what they're setting up with Harvey Dent going bad & all of that. It WAS supposed to have a large Joker presence as well, I believe, & I think the Joker was too have been the MAIN villain. Don't know how they'll work that now. Just don't pull a Batman Forever. Remember that one, with Jim Carrey as the Riddler? If Nolan uses the Riddler, make it serious like TDK.

ApologistPuncher said...

"It WAS supposed to have a large Joker presence as well, I believe, & I think the Joker was too have been the MAIN villain."

Actually, the Joker was just supposed to have a "slightly larger than a cameo" role in the 3rd pic. Batman get's info on possibly where Two-Face is, or it helps him track him down. IF they do another one, that can be completely scrapped, or use one of the Joker's henchmen instead.

And no one cares when Valkyrie comes out. Scientology "Jesus" Tom Cruise has GUARANTEED a flop in that one, helping BS' spending habits completely DOOM that flick.

Anonymous said...

There is a trailer for Valkyrie

Anonymous said...

It's not really a trailer but more of a "Behind the Scenes" featurette.

You can watch it here:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/valkyrie/featurette
(copy and paste into your browser)

Looks even more pretentious and boring than Singerman! Anyone still doubting this bomb-to-happen, here is your evidence.

On a sidenote:
I absolutely hate how every little film throws the word "epic" around in it's advertisements these days! The word's original value is so inflated, it has completely lost it's true meaning.

Anonymous said...

One logical step for the Batman franchise would be to introduce the Penguin, but not that monstrous Burton-ized version from Batman Returns. No disrespect to Danny DeVito, who is a great actor, but my argument there is with Tim Burton, not him. Burton didn't just want a silly little man in a tux, no, so he made a 'bird man' per HIS vision, you know, kinda like BS gave us HIS vision. However, since Nolan likes to ground his Batman in reality, I'm sure his take on the Penguin would be realistic, even if they still called him Oswald Cobblepot. He'd probably be another gangster type grounded in reality. It's an idea worth considering as the Penguin is probably equally as known as the Joker.

ApologistPuncher said...

"Looks even more pretentious and boring than Singerman! Anyone still doubting this bomb-to-happen, here is your evidence."

NO ONE was doubting this stinkfest would bomb. The names "Tom Cruise" and "Bryan Singer" already convinced people this will SUCK. Even the most "rabid" Apologist shithead WON'T go and see it, DESPITE what they may say.

It will probably do OK in France though. Them French miss their Nazi overlords, and will whip-out the white flag the minute one pops up on-screen.

REtard and his dad will bend over.

colors said...

"One logical step for the Batman franchise would be to introduce the Penguin, but not that monstrous Burton-ized version from Batman Returns. No disrespect to Danny DeVito, who is a great actor, but my argument there is with Tim Burton, not him. Burton didn't just want a silly little man in a tux, no, so he made a 'bird man' per HIS vision, you know, kinda like BS gave us HIS vision"
This is one of those times when knowing what the hell you're talking about would save you the trouble of looking like a tool.

The Penguin at the time BR was made had no real character. The studio mandated that Burton use him and all Burton would've had to work with from the comics is some goofy-looking fuck in a tux and stupid hat. And somehow he's supposed to make a credible villain out of that? So Burton created a character that has an unsung resonance with the comics (highly intelligent, ambitions of living in high society, running for mayor, etc) while creating something original. Burton's options on the matter were pretty limited.

Comparing that to Singer, who had damn near 70 years worth of comics, films, TV shows, radio shows, cartoons, etc to draw from is ignorant to the point of mental retardation.

If Nolan ever uses the Penguin, I have no doubt that he'll make him another boring ass gangster. Cuz, y'know, there aren't enough of those in Batman's history or anything.

Anonymous said...

FU2. I see now WHY you were banned from the Homopage. And to think I once respected your viewpoint. And I'm not retarded, maricon!

Anonymous said...

Well with Heath L. gone it puts a dark cloud over The Dark Knight. We whould now push even more on the returns sequel.

Coming soon from the WB!

REstart

AP since you like dead people and anal so much hit up Heath.

ApologistPuncher said...

"AP since you like dead people and anal so much hit up Heath."

Nah, your fictionally "dead mother" is MORE than sufficient.

I believe she is the first "human being", and I use the term LOOSELY, to do quadruple-anal. That's FOUR COCKS in her ass at the SAME TIME. Luckily there was a Humane Society nearby with Great Danes ready and willing....

Poor dogs had to be put down IMMEDIATELY though. Who knew dogs could contract Mad Cow Disease from a FAT COW'S cunt???

Anonymous said...

to put some things into perspective valkyrie started shooting back in july 07 on the 19th. for all we know it could be in post production. not loving on singer or anything. just pointing out that a lot of what has been said about this movie is being exaggerated. now commence with the enviable homo comments.

colors said...

"FU2. I see now WHY you were banned from the Homopage. And to think I once respected your viewpoint. And I'm not retarded, maricon!"
You could've had a point if you'd mentioned Burton's Planet of the Apes or something else that bore some resembelance to a modicum of sense.

colors said...

Oh and by the way, I got banned from the Younis page because I participate in the comments over here. Younis and his crew of Hitler youths would tell you the same.

The Man From Krypton said...

Tom Cruise is a small sized, and just as gay version of Brandon Routh!

Or maybe I should say that Brandon Routh is a taller just as gay, and even worse actor then Tom Cruise.

Tom isn't that bad an actor but Brandon is horrible! But I've always said that Brandon doesn't look shit to me like Chris Reeve! He looks like a taller Tom Cruise but a worst actor, and yea maybe slightly gayer.

I don't know if he's as crazy as Tom Cruise is tho! LOL That guys fucking nuts! Have you guys seen his Scientology video? WOW!

Oh, and with the cast to Valkyrie Tom Cruise, Kenneth Branagh, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson, Eddie Izzard all I can ask is this!

Does Bryan ever cast normal heterosexual actors in his movies?

Because all the actors here are clearly queer!

And we all know about Singerman!

The Man From Krypton said...

Oh, and FUCK Younis, and his page!

That guy's a total loser!

ApologistPuncher said...

"to put some things into perspective valkyrie started shooting back in july 07 on the 19th. for all we know it could be in post production. not loving on singer or anything. just pointing out that a lot of what has been said about this movie is being exaggerated. now commence with the enviable homo comments."

Hey, fucking swright, "pretending" again I see! You REtarded douche-nozzle...

The ballooning budget of his SECOND CONSECUTIVE FLOP has NOT been "exaggerated" at all, fuckwad. Valkyrie WILL flop, and flop even harder than your beloved Singerman Peeps.

And "enviable homo comments"? So in other words: You WISH you could make such comments YOURSELF? That the comments are so "spectacular" to you that you sit and hope one day to be able to make them too?? Jesus asshole, your buddy "The Felcher"'s REALLY rubbing on you. I mean tossing off on you.

Ah, fuck it. You're a bitch for the HomoPage's "master".

swright said...

"Hey, fucking swright, "pretending" again I see! You REtarded douche-nozzle..."

LOL...That wasn't me AP. You should know by now that I don't post in all lower case. I have no idea about anything having to do with Valkyrie. Nor do I care. I'm not a big Tom Cruise fan, and if I see the movie it's only because I'm a WW2 buff.

Anonymous said...

Trailer for Valkyrie. It's not the featurette.

Anonymous said...

sorry, forgot the link.

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809913399/video

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that was our good friend Terminal, not swright

ApologistPuncher said...

"sorry, forgot my cock.

http://mytinydick.com"

Re-posted for accuracy.

ApologistPuncher said...

"LOL...That wasn't me AP. You should know by now that I don't post in all lower case. I have no idea about anything having to do with Valkyrie. Nor do I care. I'm not a big Tom Cruise fan, and if I see the movie it's only because I'm a WW2 buff."

Still TRUE:

"Ah, fuck it. You're a bitch for the HomoPage's "master"."

ApologistPuncher said...

"Yeah, that was our good friend Terminal, not swright"

You mean that stupid asshole from the HomoPage who doesn't like "icky girls"? Who is so frustrated in his sexuality that he manifests it by "insulting" the object of his LUST, Tom Welling?

I bet this tiny-dicked freak has a homemade Singerman costume. Think his mom threatens to throw it out when he doesn't clean his room??

Anonymous said...

Steve Eunich and his gang are infesting the net.

Not content with their own Shrine To Bryan Singer, the Homopage, now they'e trying to win over Infamous Emijayne with their crap.

Younis's claim to fame overthere? He's in Sydney and NEAR Fox Studios. Talk about pathetic. All he's done is hate JLA from word go, hate Smallville with an ongoing passion and worship Bryan Singer and his mess of a film like fanatics.

Fanatics who ban you for posting on other sites.

Hypocrites, fuckin hypocrites.

And yes, Terminal is the guy who hates the good looking women in revealing costumes.....nuff said.

S.S.S. said...

WTF are they thinking releasing a movie like Valkyrie in the Summer? Especially this coming summer? It's going to get steamrolled, although part of my hopes it does well so it all but guarantees Singer jumping ship to UA on a permanent basis.

Anonymous said...

^^
Actually they pused it back to OCT, thanks to Singer fucking up his shooting schedule and surprise, surprise the asshole went overbudget.

Azrael said...

"I believe she is the first "human being", and I use the term LOOSELY, to do quadruple-anal. That's FOUR COCKS in her ass at the SAME TIME. Luckily there was a Humane Society nearby with Great Danes ready and willing...."

LMAO! I'm sorry but that was funny as all hell. I mean no one throws insults like AP, pure comedy.

Anonymous said...

He's great. He makes Andrew Dice Clay look like Pat Boone!

Anonymous said...

...and he makes Neal Bailey look like an untalented hack.







What do you mean Neal Bailey IS an untalented hack?

Anonymous said...

"And yes, Terminal is the guy who hates the good looking women in revealing costumes.....nuff said."

Terminal es el pato chupando!

ApologistPuncher said...

"LMAO! I'm sorry but that was funny as all hell. I mean no one throws insults like AP, pure comedy."

Hey now, what are you guys talking about?? Don't you know REtard "owns" me EVERY TIME he posts?

Like this "scathing" GEM:

"AP since you like dead people and anal so much hit up Heath."

I don't know about you guys, but that pretty much CRUSHED my self-esteem when I read it...

Ah, who am I kidding? I fuck that REtarded kid up more than his pedophilic 6th grade teacher does.

And also, if you are going to be tasteless enough to toss out a Ledger insult "too soon", at LEAST make it GOOD, shit-brick.

Anonymous said...

What kinda warning is Jack Nicholson supposed to have given Ledger like he warned him? Can anyone elaborate on that cryptic comment?

Anonymous said...

Singer is a FAG and Superman Returns was gay.

ApologistPuncher said...

"What kinda warning is Jack Nicholson supposed to have given Ledger like he warned him? Can anyone elaborate on that cryptic comment?"

He was talking about Ledger taking Ambien. He said he once almost drove off a cliff near his home after taking it, and "warns" everybody about taking it.

It was just Jack being Jack.

Anonymous said...

Yeah AP you really got me. You stupid and now poor americans make me laugh. Here is 50 euros(thats over a $100 american) so shut up. AP I was sorry you do like more of the rotting corpses so wait till Heath is dead for month so you can have the maggots massage your dick as it goes in and out his dry hole. Hint use lube. But I just saw an advanced copy of "Dark Knight" and it doesnt surprise me that Heath OD> He was trying way to hard. With JLA dead, heath dead, it is time for WB to return to the dirrector that made them #400 million world wide.........

Singer Returns for Sequel

rEstart

I just owned this site and AP again! AP is an animal and instead of ignoring me like a smart man he will try to insult me again but at the end of the day i make more money, have more sex, and am far more successful then him so who gives a fuck what he says.

colors said...

"it is time for WB to return to the dirrector that made them #400 million world wide"
And which by any reasonable estimate lost $100 million in US box office alone.

The tone of this guy's comments have changed over time. Much like swright, it was a matter of "this franchise is in no danger, it will unquestionably continue, long live Swooperman!" Now the tone is almost pleading for another helping of Singer's budget-wasting emofests.

And dude, you should show a little bit more respect than writing that garbage up there about Ledger.

ApologistPuncher said...

"I just owned this site and AP again! AP is an animal and instead of ignoring me like a smart man he will try to insult me again but at the end of the day i make more money, have more sex, and am far more successful then him so who gives a fuck what he says."

Yes, WHO "cares" what I say, right? I mean, this ENTIRE post was written TO ME, but WHO cares again?

Hey, "superfag95", getting fucked by daddy and his poker buddies ISN'T something you should be bragging about. It's bad enough your fat skank of a mother will fuck ANYTHING with a penis, but to go around ADMITTING you have the same "disease" and wearing it like a "badge of honor" is just PATHETIC. Your anus is NOT a toy, you degenerate FREAK.

And being "successful" in France means you stink a little less than everyone else, so you might want to reconsider your statement there, queen.

ApologistPuncher said...

"And dude, you should show a little bit more respect than writing that garbage up there about Ledger."

I wouldn't even bother saying things like this to "superfag95". He thinks he is being "edgy" and "cool" by insulting a deceased major player in the ONLY DC film to get a sequel in the last 5 years.

See France, just like Australia, is the CAPITAL of Hollywood now. They hand out advanced copies of HIGHLY ANTICIPATED SUMMER BLOCKBUSTERS TO EVERYONE. They want the opinions of smelly homosexuals like "superfag95", didn't you know that?

And since we're making things up, I've seen an advanced copy of the new Indiana Jones movie too. The fight at the end where he teams up with Elvis Presley to fight that tranny Bridgette Bardot was AWESOME!

Anonymous said...

Singer loves testicles.

Anonymous said...

FAMOUS QUOTES:

Singer is a fag, & Superman Returns was gay.

Singerman, giving head & packing fudge.

BS to 'BJ': "Great cock, man." SLURP!

Anonymous said...

You loser americans are all a like AP can want to fuck dead moms, anal rape his dad, fantasize about ever guy on the returns movie but soon as someone else does the same your all up in arms. And you wonder why Europe is smarter, faster, and richer then you. The only reason i dont say......

Singers up for 2009!

is because of the writers stike idiot. That and I like to keep things new unlike the same tripe AP writes. How many mothers/fathers/rabbits hew wants to bang? It seams only Marvel studios have signed an agreement see here.

http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=6715

restart

Ap you must not like Superman95. Makes him my new best friend. SSS i seem to update this site more then you do.

Anonymous said...

Restart, for someone who allegedly dislikes America so much you seem awfully devoted to defending a shitty interpretation of America's greatest pop culture icon. Seems a wee bit contradictory dont you think?

As for the updates on the site, not sure why Marvel's deal with the WGA is relevant to the blog?

Anonymous said...

"defending a shitty interpretation of America's greatest pop culture icon."

Unfortunately other than STM, all the Superman movies have basically sucked.

ApologistPuncher said...

"Ap you must not like Superman95. Makes him my new best friend. SSS i seem to update this site more then you do."

Hey, "superfag95", keep trying to claim that isn't you. It ain't working. Oh, and I know who you are on SingerHomoHype too.

You guys know how some chicks will shave a "landing strip" over their vagi's? Well, REtards mom hacked away at that nasty funk-forest of hers for about 12 hours, and when she was done she LITERALLY had a "Green Mile" going down her fat belly.

Nothing that takes THAT long, scary voyage lives to talk about it...

colors said...

"Unfortunately other than STM, all the Superman movies have basically sucked"
Even STM is somewhat overrated.

Anonymous said...

LOL "funk forest"

Anonymous said...

My wife (emijayne) told me to check this place out for a good laugh and she wasn't kidding...

You guys are brutal. I love it.

Anyway, its going to be amusing when Bryan Singer signs yet another film deal with UA and some will still insist that his Superman will live on.

I've been in and around this industry since 1991. I know plenty of people in a variety of places both high and low. I can tell you point blank that Singer will not return and Superman will get the same reboot treatment as Batman did.

And as for JLA, keep your eyes and ears open. Once the writer's strike is over, WB is going to make some big and somewhat surprising changes with it, but it still has a strong shot at a late April shooting date.

- Steve

Anonymous said...

Dont care if you believe me or not AP, but since you like banging my dead mother you go to town. And Superman is not an American Icon he is an international icon. B. Singer purposely showed that in Returns. Marvel movies settling the strike should have WB quaking in their boots and have them put..........

Singer's Sequel on fast track!

Restart

And we are not here to amuse your wife steve. Im here to tell the truth and show that I am superior.

Anonymous said...

Superior? Compared to what? The 2007 Miami Dolphins? Elmer's glue? A Ford Escort? What are you superior to Mr. Anonymous?

I've actually seen copies of inter-office memos and emails. I'm quite in touch with the situation. Believe me, there's much more Emi hasn't posted because she's not that stupid. If I felt like burning a bridge or two, I could very easily post some document scans, but I like being able to do the things I do.

- Steve

colors said...

"And Superman is not an American Icon he is an international icon"
And that's where you show how crazy you really are.

Anonymous said...

"And Superman is not an American Icon he is an international icon. B. Singer purposely showed that in Returns."

??? I can't remember one scene with Supes outside of the US!?

If you mean the 5 seconds of tv news reports ---> *roflamo*

ApologistPuncher said...

"Dont care if you believe me or not AP, but since you like banging my dead mother you go to town."

Once again "superfag95" DOESN'T CARE about what I say. And yet, this turd-burglar CAN'T keep my name out of his semen-encrusted mouth!

"And Superman is not an American Icon he is an international icon."

See, this is what ignorant foreigners do when they are insecure about their country of origins contributions to "pop culture". They attempt to claim something that ISN'T theirs. The worst offenders are Canadians, who somehow "think" that Superman is "one of them" because his creators came from there. What? WHERE did they create him? Cleveland, Ohio USA. What country made Superman an ICON? The ol' RED, WHITE & BLUE.

What country is infested with French homosexuals? Canada. Oh, and of course that smelly armpit of the world: France.

BHoward1 said...

Steve, you can't deny the power of elmer's glue. My first car was an 84 ford escort, so I'm partial, but the Miami Dolphins comment is right on point.

colors said...

"What country made Superman an ICON? The ol' RED, WHITE & BLUE."
Plus, Superman and American Flag imagery have been central visuals for the character since the earliest Siegel & Shuster days on Action Comics.

I might also add that Superman carrying any other flag just looks stupid.

Hey AP, did you know that James Bond is an international icon?

ApologistPuncher said...

"Hey AP, did you know that James Bond is an international icon?"

He is INDEED. Casino Royale made a point of showing this!

And don't forget that French military-themed action film hero, um, uh... Ok, nevermind that. How about that French created superhero, ahhh, ehhh.... Shit. Can ANYONE name ANYTHING "pop culture" related that came from France??

Anyone?

Hello??

ApologistPuncher said...

"What are you superior to Mr. Anonymous?"

Hey now, he IS superior to his sister. SHE can't suck off 150 sweaty, bald men like HE can.

Didn't you know he goes by the gay-porn pseudonym of "The Gangbang Kid"??

voice_of_reason said...

actually only one of Superman's creators was Canadian and that was Joel Shuster. Jerry Siegel was born and raised in Ohio. And Shuster may have been born Canadian, but he moved to the US when he was 10 years old.

As for Superman being an "international icon," thats a bunch of bullshit. He's as American as you can get. He was more pro-US back in the early days as Captain America, and ever witness how many times the US Flag appears in the Reeve films? The "international icon" bullcrap is what the twats who constantly bad mouth the US say to help reconcile things in their minds. Meanwhile these same douches are wearing blue jeans and a baseball cap, and drinking a Coke while they type away on the internet on their Mac laptop. All of which come from the US. Douchebags.

Sepharih said...

I know people have already covered the ridiculousness of calling Superman an “international icon”, but I’d just like to add insult to injury on our dear Retard:

“This isn't just any comic book character. Superman is America. He's as iconic as it gets.”
-Bryan Singer

:)

Anonymous said...

Superman is a piece of Americana, loved internationally.

Retard is a fuckin joke, lauged at internationally.

Anonymous said...

Can ANYONE name ANYTHING "pop culture" related that came from France??


No, and they idolise Jerry Lewis. Fuckin unbelievable.

Anonymous said...

Singer is a FAG and Superman Returns was gay.

meh said...

This is why Singer won't be back:

nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/01
/so_how_did_united_artists_spen.html

Cruise's big boxoffice was from action movies, but he also managed to push his dramas over the $100M line. If Singer had been able to hold the original budget of $80M and Cruise managed to deliver a $100M b.o., then Valkyrie breaks even World Wide and is considered a modest hit. Unfortunately for Cruise, Singer has gone $20-30 Million over budget. Cruise's dramas average about $250M World Wide. This includes films done at the height of his popularity. Factoring in theater take and foreign distribution costs and world-wide marketing, Singer has guaranteed that Valkyrie will not break even on WW boxoffice.

It will have to do it in dvd and this is not the kind of movie that does big on dvd. It isn't X-Men, it's a war drama film. If Valkyrie does historically better than Cruise's average ($300M+), then Valkyrie will break even on dvd, in a year or two. If Valkyrie does anything less than historic numbers, Valkyrie won't break even for many years to come. I'm not sure how eager UA will be to sign Singer to a long term deal after this. Stranger things have happened I guess.

But WB won't touch him after he has twice exploded the budget on his films. Singer may promise to do MOS on $170M, but he'll go back to WB, half way through the shoot and tell them the money is gone and he needs just $20M more to complete the film. Singer has WB hostage at that point. The money will be gone and WB still won't have a complete film, so they'll give him the money. Then Singer will go back to WB and say the effects aren't complete and he needs just another $20M to fix it. At the end, WB will be left holding the bag on a $200M+ bill on a film with uncertain boxoffice prospects. If WB aren't complete retards, they see this coming a mile away, which is why Singer is gone.

Anonymous said...

See how you hated my "international hero" comment must have hit pretty close to home. Listen, superman has gone way beyond being an amreican star. In Returns he stood for "trtth, justice, and all that stuff" Not one person on this forum would call Madonna an american star. You would call her an international diva. When an Icon goes beyond its host country its an international sensation. And obviously none of you drink french wine, or pasturized milk for that matter. None of you have read Victor Hugo or even watch Andre the giant. The above examples was not to show how great France is but how stupid and misinformed Americans are. It is no wonder why your economy is failing and how deteriated your society has become. IF Superman was around he would scorn such a ludiacris country such as yours. Superiority is easy over the dum amreicans.

Returns in 2009!

rEstart

One last thing your country would not have existed without France's help in Revolutionary war making the USA, France's Bitch. You have just been owned. Feel good I know I do :-)!

Anonymous said...

And all this coming from someone who can't even spell, the illiterate, cock-sucking Gay REtard!

ApologistPuncher said...

"And obviously none of you drink french wine, or pasturized milk for that matter. None of you have read Victor Hugo or even watch Andre the giant. The above examples was not to show how great France is but how stupid and misinformed Americans are."

Get that people? ANDRE THE FREAKIN' GIANT is France's MAIN "contribution" to pop-culture! "Ah am da gwave piwate Woba!" Hey, who took Andre down to complete their dominance of pro wrestling? Hulk "I Am A Real American" Hogan, THAT'S who.

"One last thing your country would not have existed without France's help in Revolutionary war making the USA, France's Bitch. You have just been owned. Feel good I know I do :-)!"

Let's one-up the little homo called "superfag95":

First, France would STILL be felching Nazi ass without us, which made us even for the Revolutionary War. Of which they were a MINOR contributor, only assisting because they thought it would weaken England enough to allow them to take them over.

Then, we had a little something called The Marshall Plan. From which the French 'mo's received BILLIONS in financial aid from the United States after WWII. So, not only did we rescue their white flag waving asses, we THEN stabilized the economies in Europe so they could EXIST today.

But in the end, as someone already pointed out, our dominance of pop culture lies in the fact this shit-eater is here "defending" an AMERICAN FILM. A shitty, homosexual themed film, but an American one nonetheless.

Oh, and THIS is fucking SAD:

"Listen, superman has gone way beyond being an amreican star."

Hey, "superfag95", first off what is "amreican"? Sounds like something a REtarded 3 yr old would say. Second, what Superman comic books are produced "internationally"? Films? TV shows? NONE, you stinky cum-bubble. They are reprinted and dubbed from AMERICAN PRODUCTS.

You are such an uneducated shithead you think that us LAUGHING at you means you "hit a nerve". All it means is we see you for the cock-loving queer you REALLY are.

"I am a real Ameri-can! Fight for the rights of eve-ry man! I am a real Ameri-can! Fight for what's right, fight for your life!"

Anonymous said...

Maybe this french fudge-packer has a point. Superman went from an American icon to a internantional icon and that's why Singer made him so homosexual. We all know Europeans (British don't count) especially frenchmens are incredibly feminine. Singer knew he had to appeal to a worldwide market so he homofied Superman.

Anonymous said...

Superman isn't an icon period. Singer fucked that status up royally.
IF and WHEN a new director and a cinematic re-boot for the character takes place, he'll be nothing more than a joke and object of division among Superman fans.

The problem with Steve Eunich and his pals at the Sucks Homepage is they persist in the illusion of seeing folks who deride and ridicule and reject Singer and Superman Returns as being a minority.

Kinda looking at the world from the perspective that ALL Superman fans throughout the Universe flock to the SHP and therefore they're the only ones in existence.

The fact is most Superman fans world wide never heard of the SHP, much less the name Steve Eunich.

The poor performance financially of Returns speaks for itself, and the fact Warner, prior to any hint of a writer's strike, had no enthusiasm for jumping into a sequel speaks volumes. Attempting to go for a rushed JLA film in it's stead speaks even louder.

It's not us that are living a delusion. Warner knows Singer screwed the pooch, and the Superman franchise needs a re-boot. They know the fan base is divided and disenfranchised, and that's not good for the box office.

Anonymous said...

"IF and WHEN a new director and a cinematic re-boot for the character takes place, he'll be nothing more than a joke and object of division among Superman fans."

I meant to say , UNTIL a re-boot takes place, the character is nothing more than a joke and object of division.

The icon's been broken and has to be fixed.

Anonymous said...

Let's take this moment to pray that Valkyrie turns out to be the train wreck it deserves to be, and it destroys the careers and reputations of Tom Cruise AND Bryan Singer.

It's what those sinners deserve

Father Finian Egan

Anonymous said...

I think it's safe to say Valkyrie is one of those "What the fuck?" films, as in why the Hell make a movie about something that was a failed historical footnote of no importance, and no one gives a shit?

If on the other hand, we were living in an alternate reality where the assassination of Hitler succeeded, then it would be a noteworthy movie to be anticipated.

The film isn't going to hold the life and death suspense of, let's say, Apollo 13. And if the crew of THAT ship hadn't of made it back, I doubt there would have been a movie made about it either.

A documentary at best.

As a matter of curiosity,-

I wonder if Singer has tweaked the costumes of the Nazi SS officers to something more his liking?

Anonymous said...

"I wonder if Singer has tweaked the costumes of the Nazi SS officers to something more his liking?"

Probably not, they're really gay to begin with.

Look at Cruise wearing that uniform. Not at all gay, is he??

After the recent Scientology hoo haa from the Cruiser, the Nazi look suits him so well. Should play nicely in hopefully diminishing his Hollywood bankability.

Only Singer would have the stupidity to hitch his gay ol' wagon to Tom Cruise right about now. That's another thing you have to give Nolan, he got Katie Holmes the fuck out out of his franchise the moment Cruise's antics went looney tunes. Singer just hops on board.

What a fuckin loser.

Anonymous said...

"None of you have read Victor Hugo or even watch Andre the giant" Le Retard

Only Retard could combine Victor Hugo and Andre The Giant in the same sentence.

Andre The Giant......what a fuckin loser. That's the best you could come up with? You're fuckin hopeless.

I'm amazed anyone even remembers Andre The Fuckin Idiot to start with, let alone reference the jackass in an attempt to justify France's contribution to international pop culture!

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ApologistPuncher said...

"I'm amazed anyone even remembers Andre The Fuckin Idiot to start with, let alone reference the jackass in an attempt to justify France's contribution to international pop culture!"

Since "superfag95" and his fellow country-bitches CAN'T take credit for Jerry Lewis, what do you expect him to do? ADMIT his feeble-brain LOST??

After watching Rambo over the weekend, I have ZERO doubt that Sly could WIPE-OUT the ENTIRE country of France with a .50 Cal and a SNEER.

The SNEER would make them surrender, & the .50 Cal would be used to shoot them Franch faggots trying to have SEX with him....

Anonymous said...

Wow how this blog has gone from slamming a movie to slamming me. Well I am touched all of you care so much about me. I should get superman95 in here so we can beat you within inches or your life. But that would be an American responce and that worked so well in Vietnam, Afganistan, and Iraq. In both World Wars the pussy Americans did not get involved intil they were pushed into it. We sacrificed our lives as Americans cowered under their beds until they were destroyed at Pearl Harbor. Regardless Steve or his wife (must be one in the same) saw some suposed memos he cant scan. WB already have stated that the sequel is happening. What you guys wasnt is to destroy the superman franchise for years to come. That is why you must realize...........

Superman in 2009!

Restart

It is the only way. Also none on this blog have come up with an alternative director, cast, anything. So just like all americans you complain and do nothing about it.

Anonymous said...

"It is the only way. Also none on this blog have come up with an alternative director, cast, anything."

And neither has WB either, apparently, for your imaginary Singerman gayfest, Gay REtard!

ApologistPuncher said...

"In both World Wars the pussy Americans did not get involved intil they were pushed into it."

Anyone else find this horribly, horribly PATHETIC coming from a FRENCH QUEER?? I mean, it takes a REAL man to stand up, arch your back, hold your head high and WAVE A WHITE FLAG!

It takes a whole 'nother level of STUPID to try to "insult" a nation for something your own country is NOTORIOUS for. Did this cum-rag somehow "think" we were going to "Pull A France" and GIVE UP when he said that??

"WB already have stated that the sequel is happening."

Wrong again, "superfag95". Singerman died 1 1/2 years ago when it FLOPPED. BS didn't even get a CHANCE to pitch a sequel to his homo turd, WB kicked him in his gaping asshole. Right out the door.

And for anyone who posts at SingerHomoHype, it should be OBVIOUS what "superfag95"'s screen name is there.

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ApologistPuncher said...

Since I brought it up earlier, I just thought of something funny in Rambo:

The group of "mercenaries" that go into Burma to rescue the missionaries are comprised of a few different "ethnicities" and such. There is a "redneck American", a former IRA soldier, English sharpshooter, an Asian & Hispanic. What is missing? A FRENCH "man", THAT'S what! Whatever could THAT mean??

Could it be that Sly didn't feel their reputation WARRANTED it? Maybe he didn't feel a French mercenary, who went around trying to kill the enemy by waving a WHITE FLAG in their faces in an "aggressive manner", was BELIEVABLE enough??

You did good, Sly. Rambo is ALL KINDS of ASS-KICKING!

Anonymous said...

"Regardless Steve or his wife (must be one in the same) saw some suposed memos he cant scan. WB already have stated that the sequel is happening. What you guys wasnt is to destroy the superman franchise for years to come. That is why you must realize..........." Le Retard

Well, it was obvious that was you on Emi's blog. Back here because you got your ass handed to you over there too?

We're hoping to ressurect the Superman franchise you dumbass, after your failed idol, Bryan Singer, ran it through the mud and shit on it.

Drop the WW2 analogies too while you're at it, they're not helping your cause either. We know France surrendered prior to America's involvement, yet you conveniently overlook Britain's steadfast and heroic defiance despite overwhemling opposition at the same time. France was yet another territory the Allies had to retake and liberate.

...and just for the record, history shows that Japan came to regret bombing Pearl Harbour.

Father Finian Egan
Sydney, Australia

Anonymous said...

Singer used the Kryptonian crystals as dildos.

Anonymous said...

OH Im not done how about how Japan Invade US. Don't believe me look it up.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleutian_World_War_II_National_Historic_Area
I love how the US put its own people in Internment camps. Yeah I can see How great US is. And "regret" do you mean that the US knowingly Nuke women and children....hmmm just like Iraq. WB hasnt come out wtih alternative dirrector, cast, etc. because its...........

Superman in 2009!

REstart

Admit it I know more about your history and am twice as smart as you morons. Bow to your superior. France is like the NE Patriots unstoppable.

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ApologistPuncher said...

"Admit it I know more about your history and am twice as smart as you morons. Bow to your superior. France is like the NE Patriots unstoppable."

Just like a fat chick, "superfag95" takes his short-coming and flaunts it as a "positive". Being brain-dead and dumb as toast in HIS mind means he is "asmartestest peoples evre!!"

But since he has IGNORED my previous history lesson about The Marshall Plan, check out this tasty morsel about them French pussies:

"The inquiry should examine whether the French government ordered or tolerated the use of torture and summary executions against supporters of Algerian independence in the mid-1950s, as recently alleged by General Paul Aussaresses, and lead to prosecution of those considered responsible, as such crimes are not barred by a statute of limitations."

Oh, and the next time you hear the French bitching about us in Iraq, or about Guantanomo, remember this:

"French General Paul Aussaresses admitted in 2000 the use of torture during the war and justified it. He also recognized the assassination of lawyer Ali Boumendjel and head of FLN in Algiers, Larbi Ben M'Hidi, which had been disguised as "suicides"."

What was the outcome of France's OWN Vietnam? They LOST, of course.

Let me end this post with some inspiring lyrics:

"America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
France your game is through cause now you have to answer toooo:
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls!
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow..."

Anonymous said...

Retard is a SHP regular. No surprise there, but he thinks its a private joke. Moron.

colors said...

"Oh, and the next time you hear the French bitching about us in Iraq, or about Guantanomo, remember this:"

I can't believe we're having a political discussion here, but since that's where things are, it's worth mentioning that the French were up to their eyeballs in the UN's Oil For Food boondoggle. Their opposition to the Iraq war rings pretty hollow when you think about the enormity of kickbacks they and the German government were getting. It really has nothing to do with concern for the Iraqi people (if that's all it was about, you'd think they might've said something about Hussein using the UN's OFF program and letting them starve) and everything to do with money.

"Superman in 2009"
Thanks to your POS director, we won't be getting ANYthing in 2009, be it JLA, a rebooted Superman or your precious Singerman.

ApologistPuncher said...

"I can't believe we're having a political discussion here"

We aren't. Just kicking a little bitch around with French facts, even though I know it does no good.

Singerman Peeps still sucks and was a financial FAILURE, so that's a good thing....

voice_of_reason said...

and with the NE Patriots comment, Retard shows himself to be a complete fraud and not French at all. I'm sorry but European elitists wouldnt cite an NFL team as an example of dominance, especially one who claims to have such a grasp of world history, that could pull countless examples out that, like the Romans over the Greeks, the English over the Celts, pretty much anyone over France, etc.

Anonymous said...

Retard's from south of the border, isn't he?

I don't kid, Retard

Anonymous said...

"Retard's from south of the border, isn't he?

I don't kid, Retard"

You sound like you're talking about Terminal. Terminal isn't REtard, is he? Boricua!

Anonymous said...

Boy you guys are dumb. The only reason I got on this conversation is to show how american's are miss informed. And I only made the NE patriot comment due to the Miami Dophin comment. We have internet in Europe idiots. My God are you people stupid. Your so misinformed about your own country you will be miss informed about.....................

Singer in 2009!

Restart

I see even AP admits American was beaten japan and responded by placing the Alaskians in jail. Beaten thats how you all will be when the sequel will be coming out. And the oil program was in best interest of France the way it should be.

ApologistPuncher said...

"so who gives a fuck what he says."

Remember when "superfag95" said this? Well, take a look at this:

"I see even AP admits American was beaten japan and responded by placing the Alaskians in jail."

Now, I know the spelling is like that of a monkey who has been shot in the head, but is too stupid to know it's dead, but did you see him try to "quote" something I "said"? I guess this little queen is slowly starting to admit his love for me. Sorry "superfag95", I only fuck FEMALES. And your mother.

Oh, and can ANYONE show me where I said America "lost" ANYTHING?? I see lots of posts ripping the faggy French for being pussies, lyrics to a GREAT song, and TOTAL ASS-KICKING of REtard, but NONE saying ANYTHING like that.

Does semen cause bad vision if you get too much in your eyes?

Anonymous said...

America is getting their asses handed to them in Iraq, Just shows like the French, Americans are nothing without other nations backing them up.

How soon will it be before the US pulls a Vietnam and gets the fuck out of the sand storm with their tails between their legs?

ApologistPuncher said...

"America is getting their asses handed to them in Iraq, Just shows like the French, Americans are nothing without other nations backing them up.

How soon will it be before the US pulls a Vietnam and gets the fuck out of the sand storm with their tails between their legs?"

Not as fast as I get inbetween your sisters thighs when I waive my COCK at her, semen-jockey.

Are you a fucking IMBECILE? "asses handed to them"? Really? So, we are having soldiers killed left and right, aren't we? That frontline is BRUTAL, correct? We's just gettin' STOMPED by them Iranians, ain't we? And yes, you ignorant FUCK, it IS the Iranians.

Get the fuck out of here, you pussy ass bitch. The HomoPage is not the same without your used-up asshole, "superfag95".

Your "ruse" is tiresome now.

Anonymous said...

Naw AP I ain't going no until I'm done fucking the shit of your mom's used up cunt, then after that like everyone else I'm going to take a turn with your filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom feeding trash bog H-O of a sister.



Superman Returns was gay and ApologistPuncher is a fag.

voice_of_reason said...

Retard, you're lying AGAIN and just fucking pathetic plain and simple. I've been to France on numerous occasions because the people there are too god damn dumb to use the computer systems they've bought from us, so we need to constantly retrain they're snobbish, nicotine-addicted, deodorant-deprived asses and they have about as much knowledge of the current goings on in the NFL as we have about cricket in India. They follow gay sports over there like cycling, tennis, and soccer. The fact that they have the internet, doesnt mean they care. I could go online and research animal sodomy (something near and dear to your heart) if I so chose, but I don't because I don't care about it. And I wouldn't research to try and prove a ridiculous point to a bunch of people on a website who are constantly handing me my ass. You're probably some poser Euro wannabe Canadian who follows each and every nuance of American pop culture like the NFL, but yet claims to hate us.

And we detained the Alaskans after Japan attacked us at Pearl Harbor? Really? They must have different history books in whatever imaginary country it is you think that you're from.

Anonymous said...

voice of reason - Check the link you stupid fuck. Or do a search on Aluetian islands. I am telling you about your own recent history. DAM You americans fucking dumb. We are obvious more intelligent because we have the BBC that repors on American sports. I have a headache writing to stupid people like yourself and ap. Alright thats it I am tired of belittling my intelligence to talk to skanks like you. I am out out here.

Singer in 2009!

Restart

Vous êtes stupides. Je déteste tous les américains. Je dois vous enseigner l'histoire. L'Amérique est le plus mauvais pays dans le monde.

ApologistPuncher said...

"Naw AP I ain't going no until I'm done fucking the shit of your mom's used up cunt, then after that like everyone else I'm going to take a turn with your filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom feeding trash bog H-O of a sister.



Superman Returns was gay and ApologistPuncher is a fag."

Wow. Is that the BEST you can do, "superfag95"? Seriously? COPYING me? Damn, I thought you were JUST stupid, now I know you're BRAIN-DEAD.

Oh, and since you brought up mom's and sisters, sorry about knocking BOTH of them well-worn cunts up. The smell, the stretch-marks, thee cries of pain. Even I couldn't get it up in that situation.....

Oh, wondering who knocked the slutty pigs up?

My donkey, "Hoto Terminal". Atta' boy, 'Term....

voice_of_reason said...

I'm aware of what happened at the Aleutian islands you stupid fuck, but we didn't "imprison the Alaskans." We kicked a small japanese forces' ass out of them in a matter of days. And Alaska wasnt even part of the US in 1943 you dumbass. See unlike the French we're actually able to repel an invading force

And nice babelfish translation. too bad its not even the right dialect.

again, Mr. "I hate America" still cant give a decent explanation as to why he spends his days defending a shitty interpretation of its greatest pop culture icon?

Anonymous said...

Singer is a FAG and Superman Returns was gay.

Anonymous said...

You know, I saw some interesting parallels to Singerman recently. I was checking out Iron Man info over at SingerHomoHype & thus clicked on the Marvel link. While there, I tried to find out more info on the new Hulk film. I noticed they had a message board so I checked it out. You tell me if this isn't apologist ala Singerman Sucks:

A realist basically tries to point out what was wrong with the 2003 Ang Lee film, etc.

An apologist claims there was NOTHING WRONG, you know, with this near-perfect film. I mean, it was deep & rich. Don't we know how deep & rich the Hulk is like all that Singerman crap?

Oh, & bring back Eric Bana. WILL NOT support this film unless it's Bana ,Connelly, etc. Thus sayeth the Hulk apologists.

Uh, hmmm, where have I heard THIS kinda garbage before? ;)

colors said...

I don't pay too much attention to the Marvel franchises besides X-Men (and related) so it was news that there are Ang Lee-Hulk apologists out there.

In terms of "epic" action sequences, I'm not really sure which is worse- a superhero fighting a gigantic poodle or one fighting a gigantic rock.

colors said...

A breakthrough in contract talks has been reached between Hollywood studios and striking writers and could lead to a tentative deal as early as next week, a person close to the ongoing negotiations said Saturday.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080202/ap_en_tv/hollywood_labor;_ylt=AqR_x6959TYq4.McXsZnQZKs0NUE

Oh yeah, someone posted that on emijayne's blog. Thoughts?

ApologistPuncher said...

"Oh yeah, someone posted that on emijayne's blog. Thoughts?"

JLA is still a realistic possibility then. New director, MOSTLY new cast and more importantly, a REAL Superman.

What does worry me is the word of them wearing multiple costumes. Reeks of a "merchandising mandate" to me.

But no matter what they have them wear, it will STILL be better than the fetish-wetsuit BJ was running around in...

Anonymous said...

^ I can live with the merchandising mandate if it can be done in a way that serves the story.

Some jack off on the Counting Down message board has a pic of Photoshopped JLA costumes in his sig. Welling's suit looks like a really stupid cross between the Singerman outfit and the SV Green Arrow outfit.

Really stupid, in other words.

Anonymous said...

"Some jack off on the Counting Down message board...."

Yeah, that poor kid's a bit touched in the head. He means well though, wanting Welling in the role, but his design of the Superman costume is stupid. Just a wet suit

ApologistPuncher said...

I love how the REALLY fucked in the head Apologists somehow think the end of the WGA strike means the Man Of Swish sequel is going to be made. Seriously, what the fuck??

I guess all the news about JLA, and the TOTAL SILENCE regarding a sequel to that BOMB means "nothing"?

Anonymous said...

It's called DENIAL. It's practiced by the brain-dead apologist sheep. Hey, you know them, it's Singerman Peeps & Singer all the way. Yeah, right! Just ask Terminal!

Anonymous said...

Oh, I forgot to add, Singer's boy toy, Routh-man also. You know, don't support JLA whatsoever unless he & Bale are in it.

Anonymous said...

Just ask Terminal!

Yeah, that retard is posting in his usual authoritive manner that Spacey is a better Lex Luthor than the guy in Smallville.

What do you expect from a Neal Fagley cocksucker?

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, that retard is posting in his usual authoritive manner that Spacey is a better Lex Luthor than the guy in Smallville."
Some people think Timothy Dalton was the greatest Bond. Grease 2 has fans. There are those who would have Hagar permanently rejoin Van Halen. Others believe that Oasis is a better band than the Beatles.

The point? Stupid people comprise a minority of every fanbase... and clearly they're breeding.

And just so there's no confusion on the matter, Rosenbaum *is* Lex Luthor.

ApologistPuncher said...

My favorite of the Apologist "credo's" is that BJ MUST be Superman in any future films. Yeah, WB is going to say: "You had the personality of a piece of driftwood, "head-lined" a MAJOR embarassment and had ZERO chemistry with ANY of your co-stars. Come on back, you sillly goose!".

BJ IS the George Lazenby of the Superman universe, and he should be ASHAMED of himself. One day in the near future, I'll head to a bowling alley in North Hollywood so I can tell him that personally while he pours my drink.

Then I'll gut punch him.

Anonymous said...

"There are those who would have Hagar permanently rejoin Van Halen."

I hate that 'Diamond Dave' ever left. Sure, 'Van Hagar' may've had a 'few' good tunes, but to me, it was never the same, & actually seemed like a different band, even musically speaking. I'm sure, though, that there are Van Hagar apologists out there like everything else. Personally, I liked Sammy better as a SOLO performer.

"My favorite of the Apologist "credo's" is that BJ MUST be Superman in any future films. Yeah, WB is going to say: "You had the personality of a piece of driftwood, "head-lined" a MAJOR embarassment and had ZERO chemistry with ANY of your co-stars. Come on back, you sillly goose!"."

You are right on the money there! All it takes is one trip to the Homopage & you see the apologists tripping all over themselves to get on their knees for both Singer & Singerman. IF WB continues with Routh, or ANY of that cast, then they truly deserve whatever they get for being ignoramouses.

ApologistPuncher said...

"All it takes is one trip to the Homopage & you see the apologists tripping all over themselves to get on their knees for both Singer & Singerman."

Well, to be fair, they fall on their knees for ANYTHING with a penis. It's true.

Singerman is DEAD. Just because they "think" that WB hasn't come out and said it so there is still a "chance", doesn't mean there is. The fact that they were moving forward with JLA is saying it enough.

Anonymous said...

So the fag Terminal is a fan of the fag version of Lex Luthor....surprise, surprise!

Don't forget that Terminal also dislikes the good looking women in Smallville

What a fuckin dickhead

Father Finian Egan

ApologistPuncher said...

"So the fag Terminal is a fan of the fag version of Lex Luthor....surprise, surprise!"

It's because he KNOWS he will NEVER see that version of Lix Lamer again. So he will throw out "incendiary" statements like that, even though ANYONE with a brain see's what Rosenbaum has done with the character.

"Don't forget that Terminal also dislikes the good looking women in Smallville"

Meh. Homosexuals dislike ANY female who they feel looks better than them. Now, if you asked him about their makeup and fashion-sense? Hoo-boy he would spout NOTHING but "fabulouzz!!".

And guess what? Singerman is STILL dead...

Anonymous said...

Singerman, giving head & packing fudge.

ApologistPuncher said...

According to Michael Eisner, the strike is over. Guess what THAT means?

BS will sign his contract with UA, JLA will be green-lit AGAIN, and Singerman will OFFICIALLY be as dead as BJ's career.

Anonymous said...

According to "the Hollywood Reporter" the sequel IS DEAD!!!

Quote:
"There are at least nine more projects that are not dated but could be slated for 2009, according to one source. But one studio tentpole, the sequel to "Superman Returns," is not so lucky. There apparently are no current plans to add the project to the slate, according to a studio source."

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3i09f751dd163aa4110d36b46a59d23839?pn=2

Anonymous said...

Uh, duh, how long do you think it'll take for REALITY to set in for the brain-dead apologist sheep?

ApologistPuncher said...

"Uh, duh, how long do you think it'll take for REALITY to set in for the brain-dead apologist sheep?"

Until their shithead "Master" Steve Eunich tells them it's over? At which point he will send his fag-flunky swright to administer "oral support" to the downtrodden Apologist twats.

It's been over since JLA was first a rumor. If they don't "get it" by NOW, they NEVER will.

armen said...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080208/en_nm/strike_caution_dc

There are at least nine more projects that are not dated but could be slated for 2009, according to one source. But one studio tentpole, the sequel to "Superman Returns," is not so lucky. There apparently are no current plans to add the project to the slate, according to a studio source.

ApologistPuncher said...

Little bit late, but thanks.

And who wants to put money on this:

IF Steve Eunich posts this on the HomoPage, he adds his own little misleading OPINION. "All it says is it won't come out in 2009, but we already knew that" or some such bullshit.

Guess what, Steve? We ALSO already KNEW you were a short-dicked 'mo.

Anonymous said...

Singer is a FAG and Superman Returns was gay.

Anonymous said...

AP, thanks for the laughs, & you're right. That's ONE bet I certainly wouldn't want to take. I virtually guarantee there will be some such disclaimer VERY shortly, if not already, & the sheep will willingly follow their master.

colors said...

How many more reports is it going to take? Singerman is HISTORY. Say what you will about JLA, it at least has a shot at getting made. The Apologists are in SUCH denial.

As for Younis, I can already see him adding bolded text to the "not for 2009" bit. And his braying sheep will lap it all up.

ApologistPuncher said...

It's because they are PATHETIC children.

Does ANYONE here believe ANY of the Apologists are over the age of 21? Seriously? The horrible grammar, inability to think for themselves and the immature need to be "assured" by Eunich, Fagley and swright the GIMP proves they are NOT.

It's humorously SAD what is going on with the Apologists. Singerman is dead & buried, but these fucking simpletons are standing in the hospital lobby wondering when he is going to be discharged. Oblivious to the fact that WE have already "discharged".

All over their loser faces.

Anonymous said...

Aside from all the name calling and back and forth attacks between supporters and haters of Returns, I think what separates a TRUE fan of a particular genre or icon is the willingness to call crap, CRAP.

Dedicated fans of the Incredible Hulk were quick to call the 2003 film crap, Spider Man fans likewise rightly labeled Spider Man 3 the dismal disappointment that it was.

(Regarding the Hulk, I personally have high hopes for the Norton reboot.)

Ahh but Superman Returns. Here is where the true fan is separated from the merchandising whores and tasteless fools.

Eunuch and his ilk aren't going to honestly label the film for the crap that it is for obvious, self serving reasons.

Superman fans KNOW it was a piece of over budgeted garbage 30 years behind the times in content, garnished with up to date special effects. It was crap.

The thing is, the merchandising whores aren't sure WHAT Warner is going to do. They think IF Warner does indeed follow through at some future point in time with a Singer sequel, they'll have egg on their faces for slamming Returns. They rather play it safe.
No integrity. No balls.

In spite of all the flaming that goes on here (and I wish it didn't), at least the movie is labeled for what it was, plain and simple.

Crap.

ApologistPuncher said...

"In spite of all the flaming that goes on here (and I wish it didn't), at least the movie is labeled for what it was, plain and simple.

Crap."

It will CONTINUE to happen as long as Apologists come here spouting their BULLSHIT. If you prefer a "watered down" discussion, where the Apologists are ALLOWED "free reign", the HomoPage or BlueNuts might be more up your alley.

As to the rest, I agree. No TRUE fan of Superman "liked" Singerman Peeps. The occasional "peruser" of TV shows, movies or comics might, but those who TRULY know the character wouldn't call that a good MOVIE, let alone a SUPERMAN MOVIE.

And it's interesting you bring up merchandising, when Singerman had some of the WORST designed SHIT I've EVER seen. Didn't sell for dick either. Just another in a LONG list of FAILURES for BS' shitfest.

Can anyone name a summer blockbuster that was as much of a financial disappointment as Singerman, that had a sequel greenlit 2 YEARS after the "original" came out? Anyone?

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