Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Miller's Justice League Sucks?...Or Not?

Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE! Form of... a giant piece of shit!

Yeah ummm, I'm just at a loss for words here. Apparently Clint over at Moviehole got a hold of a sizeable portion of the JLA script that was set aside for the effects guys and let me tell ya, it ain't good. Well, at least it won't be for those of us who are out of the 6th grade. For those of us who were expecting something along the lines of Bruce Timm's animated series or something out of the many epic JLA comics, we're going to be SORELY disappointed. Clint reads through the carnage:

"So what are they working with? Well, not a lot. Not to say the film reads terrible, it doesn’t, it’s just that it reads more like a Saturday Morning ‘Superfriends’ cartoon than anything else – like, say, something that’ll appeal to the over twenties crowd - and basically, WETA need only look at the old cartoons to seek inspiration for their whizbang dressings. Having said that, maybe that’s exactly what they’re going for – a family-friendly toon-esque romp; like say “The Rocketeer” or “Sky High”.

The film introduces the main characters very quickly – as if they’re a 42-minute TV show and have to get it done quickly. You don’t get to know much about any of our central heroes before they all unite."

Sounds great doesn't it? Clint then goes on to briefly explain the introduction of the main characters which seem so utterly cheesy, I expect them all to be winking into the camera. He then finishes up the awful news with:
"Look, the film seems pretty underwhelming, sure, but what I think might’ve been their motivation here is to distance themselves from any of the “Superman” or “Batman” films already in existence – which is something the fans will be thankful for – and as this is merely light and fluffy cartoon adventure-stuff, without any of the dark undertones of those other films (largely “Batman”), they’ve definitely succeeded in that. This will definitely appeal to a much younger crowd than those that say, loved “Batman Begins” – it’ll be one the twelve-years-olds go ga-ga for.
Great! Sounds like a 2 hour toy commercial that will sell many a happy meal and action figure.
"So all-in-all, “Justice League” won’t be our film – and when I say ‘our’ I mean, commonly anyone considered of adult age – but it will probably be right up the kids’ alley. It’s essentially a live-action version of “Superfriends” – in terms of pace, story and set-up."
Well, there you have it. Part of me thinks it funny that this type of schlock is whats going to be replacing Singer's franchise at WB. Another part of me wants to once again run up to Singer and punch him in the nuts for screwing the pooch so badly that he scared the studio so shitless that they've gone completely off the other end of the spectrum in terms of the balance between action and story.

Christian Bale, Tom Welling, and Brandon Routh should be thanking their lucky stars that they won't be involved with this thing. (We think.)

But dont push the panic button, just yet. Like most other things with this movie we could find out tomorrow that this is all really bullshit, but Clint at Moviehole is pretty good with this stuff so this is more than likely the case.

Looks like we may have our next crusade on our hands. Stay tuned.

UPDATE 10/18: Well it appears, as I mentioned a few paragraphs up, that yesterday's "news" from Moviehole was yet another in a long line of the total clusterfuck of rumors that surround this project. Apparently Clint was sent a bogus script, according to Dirty Sanchez over at IESB, although given his recent track record who the hell knows if he's right? The Moviehole article has since disappeared and we're seemingly back to no one knowing much of anything. How fun!

UPDATE 10/19: So it looks like this rumor may be true again now? Someone stop this AWFUL ride. I want off.

89 comments:

BHoward said...

I'll get the torches and pitch forks.

Anonymous said...

What'd I tell ya? What'd I tell ya? Can I call em' or CAN I CALL EM'?

I told all of you that Warner is inept when it comes to Super hero films! They don't understand them OR the fans!
Singer didn't produce Returns on his lonesome. It was WARNER that gave the piece of shit film the greenlight.
Is it any wonder the Fuckheads go to the other extreme with the Justice League???

Somebody needs to tie the bastards to a chair, beat the shit out of them, and then sit through a few Marvel films and make them take notes.
I knew the film was in trouble when they called Miller in.

Warner Bros. shouldn't be allowed to make super hero films period! You watch, Batman is going to get all fucked up before that franchise sees it's final sequel.
Fuck Warner Bros.

BHoward said...

I can't believe this is the movie Dan Lin was fighting for, and the movie George Miller and the other great filmakers was hired for. I'm glad Welling and Bale aren't going to participate in this movie. my 5 & 7 year old will love this movie. this is going to be the 2009 WB tentpole movie? Lin will be fired behind this movie. I expect it to stay in theaters for 6 weeks. WB is going to lose a lot of money behind this and we'll never see another DC character in a movie for 15 years.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't WB hand their superheros over to DC, at let DC make the films, sorta like Marvel making their own films now!!!

Anonymous said...

I told you so. Kudos to SSS for reporting how bad this movie going to be. Like or hate Returns at least is was not superboy! I am sorry.......So Sorry you should back singer for..........

Superman Sequel!

Restart

It is the lesser of two evils in your eyes. I TOLD YOU SO!! AP/Terminal/Father/SSS bow down to your mental Superior!

Anonymous said...

I see Sanchez is starting to have doubts re the validity of that script leak. I suppose Welling's back in the running again

Anonymous said...

update: Sanchez has called bullshit on that script

Anonymous said...

The more I read of this Moviehole rumor, the more it sounds like total Bullshit. I really do believe Warner Bros. Has a fucked up track record when it comes to super hero films, but even THEY can't be this stupid
Is Warner Bros. inept with the super hero genre? You bet your ass they are. Batman Begins is an exception.
But this Justice League rumor is so far outside of the box, and distanced from the proven success formula that Marvel has brought to film, that for Warner to veer so far from a proven path can mean only one thing.
The Three Stooges are alive and well and are running Warner Bros.

ApologistPuncher said...

It was obviously bullshit. I wouldn't be surprised if one of those queer asshole's from SingerHomoHype did it. They all seem to have delusions of grandeur as far as their writing ability goes.

Hey, "superfag95", you'll believe ANYTHING you read, won't you? I guess that explains why you agreed to be BS' personal toilet.

You eat shit.

Anonymous said...

You know , that crappy Super Friends idea doesn't even sound like what I'd been led to believe at all about the script. It's supposed to be about the OMACs and Max Lord. I haven't really read that story, but isn't it actually kinda graphic, like Wonder Woman snapping Max Lord's neck, Superman being mind-controlled, Batman using the technology as a 'big brother', hence the name Brother Eye? That doesn't sound like this crap to me, that actually sounds worthy of a JLA film. I haven't checked out yet what Sanchez said but also don't forget just how reliable he is also.

sepharih said...

Well even if this is true...there might still be a small glimmer of hope in the fact that script rewrites are pretty axiomatic in situations like this, although at this point it’s starting to look like this is genuinely the type of movie they want to make.

“I told you so. Kudos to SSS for reporting how bad this movie going to be. Like or hate Returns at least is was not superboy! I am sorry.......So Sorry you should back singer for..........”

How about not? How about I just say fuck Tim Burton, fuck Bryan Singer, fuck George Miller, and call it a day. The lesser of two evils is still evil, and given the choice I choose none of them. Now please piss off.

ApologistPuncher said...

It's FAKE. Even the guy who ORIGINALLY posted the story pulled it off of his site.

Even reading the description sounded like an amateur just threw everything INCLUDING the kitchen sink in, just to do it. I GUARANTEE YOU it was an Apologist. Probably the same one who threw out that fucking STUPID "script review" of the FAKE Madame Of Swish "script".

Once casting is announced, THEN commence to bitch and complain about Miller. Until then, who knows WHAT he is going to do....

colors said...

The Apologists are having a good day over on the Younis page. I love how that DC jackoff's opinion of Madame of Swish is being given greater credibility than Horn's blatant reluctance.

BTW, is Younis gunning for someone here?

ApologistPuncher said...

"BTW, is Younis gunning for someone here?"

Want to know the fucking SAD part? He THINKS HE CAN DO SOMETHING.

So, because his site went down, and someone made-up a reason why, he thinks he has "options"? Shows this little asshole knows FUCK ALL about US LAW. And since this person lives in CO, guess what he has the protection of?

Makes me wish it was me. I'd LOVE for that little shithead to bring a fight my way. I love the part where he says: "believe me, if you'd seen some of the things this person has posted about me (and other staff members of this website) you'd totally understand. I won't post URLs to the locations where he posted because I don't want to inflame the situation any further.". Hey, asshole, take a look at your OWN "backyard" before you start trying to "defend" your little whores. And the sheep bowing down to their masters nut-sack? You little piss-stains are HILARIOUS. "Make him kneel before Younis". YOU fucks would need to make room first.

To whoever it is he THINKS he is "going after", keep me informed. I'll be behind you 100%. FUCK Steve Younis, and FUCK the SingermanHomoPage.

Ah, Freedom of Speech. Ain't it grand?

swright said...

"Makes me wish it was me. I'd LOVE for that little shithead to bring a fight my way."

Which is what Neal just did for you, but all you did was attack his writing...Typical..All talk no balls.

Anonymous said...

How did he track it down to a guy in Colorado with a dial-up Internet connection? Did he hack someone's computer? Was it one of his own members, but in this case a realist? If so, did this person do this, then Younis hack people's computers until he tracked it down? I don't know; I know I don't know how to hack and wouldn't know where to start, so how did Younis do this, unless HE hacked? I'd suggest people have a firewall and updated security.

ApologistPuncher said...

"Which is what Neal just did for you, but all you did was attack his writing...Typical..All talk no balls."

Ever get tired of being WRONG, shithead?

First off, pay attention to WHO he was responding to, asshair. Was it MY post that was talking about how his breath smells like rotten shit? Nope, not I. But what do YOU do? Make a fucking JACKASS of yourself. Again.

Secondly, I hope EVERYONE reads the Felcher's "writing" in the thread below, and my "review" of his "skills". See how that homo swright CAN'T "defend" his man's "abilities"? It's because he has NONE. I've seen 10th graders with EXCEEDINGLY more talent than THAT hack.

So, in closing, I'd like to again reiterate my stance: FUCK Younis, swright & Bailey. And while you're at it, FUCK the HomoPage too.

Anonymous said...

And while you're at it, FUCK the HomoPage too.

You're just so uncomfortable with your own sexuality, Matilda, that it just makes the flowers weep, I tell you.

colors said...

"How did he track it down to a guy in Colorado with a dial-up Internet connection?"

He based it on their IP address. As for how he got that in the first place (or, for that matter, if he's even barking up the right tree) I have no idea. Even *if* there was some sort of legal option there for him (and I don't know about that either way) finding that particular user would have to be like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Anonymous said...

"How did he track it down to a guy in Colorado with a dial-up Internet connection?"

Now that's the funny part

swright said...

And for everyone who ISN'T an Apologist douchebag, I'll be verifying the info posted above. If it's really the shit-breath's number and address, I'll let you know. My guess? Bullshit.

And AP also said..

"Oh, sweet Jesus! It IS his info, and holy SHIT, this guy is a HORRIBLE "writer"!!"

So as you can see, Mr. Internet Tough Guy gets exactly what he always says he wishes. Somebody taking the fight to him..And what does he do? He pussies out and makes fun of his writing. See guys, that's the sign of an Internet Tough Guy. He will talk shit left and right all day and night long, but when it comes down to it, they are afraid to do anything but insult over the computer.

ApologistPuncher said...

"Somebody taking the fight to him..And what does he do? He pussies out and makes fun of his writing. See guys, that's the sign of an Internet Tough Guy. He will talk shit left and right all day and night long, but when it comes down to it, they are afraid to do anything but insult over the computer."

Since swright is an illiterate faggot, once more I have to REPEAT myself:

"First off, pay attention to WHO he was responding to, asshair. Was it MY post that was talking about how his breath smells like rotten shit? Nope, not I. But what do YOU do? Make a fucking JACKASS of yourself. Again."

So how did that no talent shithead "take the fight" to ME? And is that how you bull-queers at the HomoPage "fight"? By posting PERSONAL INFORMATION ONLINE? Jesus, how can I be that "tough"?? Tough and STUPID are two different things, limp-wrist.

Hey swright, I told you before that ANY TIME you want to meet, you just let me know. What did you do? You played the "Ooooh he's being tough over the internets" schtick JUST like you are NOW. THAT is the mark of a FUCKING COWARD.

swright said...

"Hey swright, I told you before that ANY TIME you want to meet, you just let me know. What did you do? You played the "Ooooh he's being tough over the internets" schtick JUST like you are NOW. THAT is the mark of a FUCKING COWARD"

See guys, this is what these guys do online. He gets what he wants from another poster, but then turns it around on someone else so he can still act tough..Hoping that we will not notice that he did JACK SHIT when Neal called him on the carpet.

ApologistPuncher said...

"See guys, this is what these guys do online. He gets what he wants from another poster, but then turns it around on someone else so he can still act tough..Hoping that we will not notice that he did JACK SHIT when Neal called him on the carpet."

See guys, this is what those fags at the HomoPage do. They ignore EVERYTHING but what they WANT to "hear". And guess what? I don't think you guys are STUPID like he apparently does. Everyone can read what went down, and the verbal beating I gave both these 'mos. Notice how ol' loose anus swright is pulling a REtard? Repeating the same inane bullshit, while blocking out everything else? Smells of desperation to me.

Hey, Neal "The Felcher", just click on my name here if you want to e-mail me, and tell me if you want this to escalate. If you think you can handle it, step-up and throw down the gauntlet with ME. Don't send your life-partner to act like a fucking fairy, when you were originally talking to somebody else. Let's see what kind of sack YOU have, bitch.

And don't answer that, swright. No need to tke them out of your mouth for me.

S.S.S. said...

let me make sure I understand this correctly as I don't frequent the internet messageboard community.

Steve Younis' site goes down due to technical issues. While it's down some random person starts saying on messageboards that WB/DC made him take it down b/c he did something to piss them off. Younis fixes his issues a couple hours later, debunks the WB/DC rumor (was Al Gough consulted?), and then threatens to find the rumor spreader. He then locates the guy's IP in Colorado. Did I miss anything?

What's he planning on doing here? Prosecuting someone for starting a rumor over the internet and name calling? You could probably indict half the internet on those charges.

I can see him being somewhat annoyed by this because from what I've heard that site is his livelihood, but did anyone seriously believe that was the case? Would seem a real stretch to get that anywhere near a case of libel. But what do I know?

Anonymous said...

Um, Singerman Homepage is down AGAIN? I just checked and got an error message. Twice in one week. What're the odds?

Anonymous said...

"Singerman Homepage is down AGAIN?"

For fucks sake nobody say anything about cease and desist or Younis will be on your doorstep with a summons!

I didn't think anybody was still on dial up in Colorado!

Anonymous said...

"He then locates the guy's IP in Colorado. Did I miss anything?

What's he planning on doing here? Prosecuting someone for starting a rumor over the internet and name calling? You could probably indict half the internet on those charges."


How did he even get the IP address? Maybe if it was one of his members and logged on he might could see it, but I thought that rumor was posted here on this site by ANONYMOUS! Even if it was posted elsewhere, that still wouldn't be Younis' site. How did he gain access to this info? Even if he could, what can he do about it? The Internet is full of this crap. Is he going to prosecute a US citizen and himself in Australia? I think not. As for RUMORS being posted on a site as COLD HARD FACTS.....WELL!!!!!?????

ApologistPuncher said...

"Um, Singerman Homepage is down AGAIN? I just checked and got an error message. Twice in one week. What're the odds?"

Hey, hey. Watch it. Younis just might "deal" with YOU too. He's a ONE MAN GHESTAPO!

Did any of you notice the absolute BALL SUCKING his Apologist turds were doing? My god, I KNEW they were PATHETIC, but FUCK, that was SAD.

And the person probably posted the same info on The SingerHomoHype. They GLADLY turned over his IP info to that fag Younis. If any of you post there, you better be careful. Those bitches will FUCK YOU in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

"Did any of you notice the absolute BALL SUCKING his Apologist turds were doing?"

Yeah, including Terminal, right?

"You're just so uncomfortable with your own sexuality, Matilda, that it just makes the flowers weep, I tell you."

If you ask me, this is Terminal. This is HIS style.

ApologistPuncher said...

"If you ask me, this is Terminal. This is HIS style."

Doesn't matter WHO it is, it's an Apologist shitbird who enjoys juggling nuts with his tongue.

The fact that he resorts to the EASY ploy of: "Oooh, you say it, so it MUST be YOU" shows he's got NOTHING. When you have to subscribe to a "hive mentality" to feel you have an "identity", you shouldn't go around "chastising" OTHERS.

Just because those assholes think they are more "enlightened", by the simple fact that they IGNORE THE OBVIOUS, doesn't make it so. It just makes them lemmings, who are EASILY handled.

Fuck off, Apologist shit-residue! Singerman DIED a LONG time ago....

Anonymous said...

"The script starts out with the league already formed! This is not an origin story. Batman has built a device that can track heros {aka the league} should they ever go bad!. The machine is stolen! A few characters are placed in danger no longer has this happened. Two die! It turns into a mad race against time to find the traitor behind the conspiracy! Very few major set pieces are involved in this movie! {at script stage anway} It starts big BUT THATS IT REALLY! Far to many characters to ever really get to spend much time with any of them! The dialouge is the worst i have ever read! {quote... HELP ME IM DYING end quote} And the worst ending in the history of history! {THINK SPIDERMAN 3 and your nearly there ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE} {SPOILER} IT WAS THE GREEN DUDE! The final scene made me feel sick! WHO WRITES FUCKING GARGLE IN A DEATH SCENE! {and as for forgiveness! yeh i forgive you! even tho you have betrayed me and killed my mates! SPIDERMAN 3 ANYONE ?} The final shot AS STATED IN THE SCRIPT! {and i shit you not} Quote... THE LEAGUE RUN TOWARD CAMERA... THE END {batman forever sprung to mind strobe light and all} On the plus side tho... This script in no way indicates any plans to further the adventures of J,L,A. {to be honest mr script writer has painted himself into a corner} GOOD JOB! AVOID THIS LIKE A WHORE ON HEAT! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"

Anonymous said...

the above is I posted is from AICN. Nice huh. Say whay you want about Returns is was far superior to Spiderman 3 and FF4. I think best comic movie made, but thats just my opinion. If you think this JLA project is going to be better then Returns you need to have your head examined. You should just realize that WB salvation is..................

MOS in 2009!

Restart

Dawson Creek JLA will suck back. Hope i ruined your day with the above spoilers maybe now you will realize that Singer is the only one to fix this mess.

Anonymous said...

Tom DeSanto was the muse, and comic book lore expert responsible for the success of The X-Men. He educated Singer on the characters and got him involved with the films. However...without DeSanto to hold his hand and walk Singer through the mythos of Superman, Singer was lost--sitting around trying to copy elements of the first Superman film, and failing miserably at every turn.

The Man From Krypton said...

"What'd I tell ya? What'd I tell ya? Can I call em' or CAN I CALL EM'?

I told all of you that Warner is inept when it comes to Super hero films! They don't understand them OR the fans!
Singer didn't produce Returns on his lonesome. It was WARNER that gave the piece of shit film the greenlight.
Is it any wonder the Fuckheads go to the other extreme with the Justice League???

Somebody needs to tie the bastards to a chair, beat the shit out of them, and then sit through a few Marvel films and make them take notes.
I knew the film was in trouble when they called Miller in.

Warner Bros. shouldn't be allowed to make super hero films period! You watch, Batman is going to get all fucked up before that franchise sees it's final sequel.
Fuck Warner Bros."

To be fair you have to admit that there has been a whole lot of very suck Marvel movies!
Fantastic Four 1, and 2, Ghost Rider, Daredevil, The Hulk, Xmen 1, Spiderman 3... I think the problem is the WB has been taking notes from the Marvel people... They have just been taking the noted on the wrong movies!
Hence why nothing good comes out of the WB.
Batman Begins was a fluke! They got Super lucky with Bale/Nolan but with the terrible casting of the Joker in the sequel even that franchise is looking craptacular again.
The WB will kill that series also after part 3 comes.

Anonymous said...

Fantastic Four 1, and 2, Ghost Rider, Daredevil, The Hulk, Xmen 1, Spiderman 3...

At least from a business standpoint all of those films (except for maybe the Hulk) actually made back their production costs.

And Marvel unlike Time Warner which owns DC did not produce any of those films on that list, they were all licensed to other studios.

The exciting thing is that Marvel is now just starting to produce its own hero films and everything from Iron-Man to the Hulk down to the upcoming script for the Thor films sounds very true to the comic source material.

The difference between Marvel Studios and Time Warner/DC is that Marvel seems to be on the cutting edge of pop culture and comicdom while WB has no idea how to handle the balance appeal factor between fanboys and the general public.

Anonymous said...

"Fantastic Four 1, and 2, Ghost Rider, Daredevil, The Hulk, Xmen 1, Spiderman 3...

At least from a business standpoint all of those films (except for maybe the Hulk) actually made back their production costs."

That's what I tell people.They say these films sucked the big one, but in most cases they made back their budget even DOMESTICALLY, not even counting foreign and DVD sales. Singerman Sucks didn't even make back its' budget domestically, so the apologists go the route of 'world-wide box office' to justify it. As for those films themselves, they may not be perfect, but I don't think they're the total crap that the apologists do, not even Ghost Rider, and believe it or not, there are people who LIKE that film.

Sepharih said...

“Say whay you want about Returns is was far superior to Spiderman 3”
On the contrary, Spider-man 3 was just as much of a complex inane mess as Superman Returns was, but unlike Returns it had some good action sequences and was fun.

Now exactly what part of "Fuck Tim Burton, Fuck Bryan Singer, and Fuck George Miller" do you not understand Retard?
Even if this film winds up being the worst Superhero film ever made it will NEVER make us want more of Bryan Singer's awful take on Superman.

colors said...

"At least from a business standpoint all of those films (except for maybe the Hulk) actually made back their production costs."
Largely, your point stands. The first FF made about the same (in profitability, not dollar figures) as Batman Begins did so I wonder why some people think Begins was so friggin successful while FF wasn't.

FF2 and GR might not have done huge business at the box office, but they earned their production budgets back so mentioning the international box office on those films (which was mostly pretty good) actually makes some sense. For Singerman, it's the only way to make it profitable. Big difference. HUGE difference, actually.

"Even if this film winds up being the worst Superhero film ever made it will NEVER make us want more of Bryan Singer's awful take on Superman."
Agreed.

Anonymous said...

Singer is a FAG and Superman Returns was gay.

Anonymous said...

Singerman, giving head & packing fudge.

Anonymous said...

Are you telling me you consider Returns worse then Sha-na from Marvel mid 80s, The R. Corman FF4 movie, D. L. Punisher? Come on! Are you guys that blinded by hate? Returns kicked ass. The savior imagedry, the action,...OK wrong board to sing the praises. But what they are doing to JLA is morally wrong. But why am i trying to tell you guys your just young fools with no idea how things run or what you need to make you happy like..........

MOS in 2009!

REstart

It is the only way. From your point of view it is the lesser of 2 evils or you will never see your comic book heroes on big screen again.

ApologistPuncher said...

Want to know the fucking ridiculous part? "superfag95" thought that bullshit MADE SENSE! On top of that, the little faggot somehow thinks he was "insulting" us?

Even if they go with that JLA script, it's a guaranteed $300 million domestic. Why? Because the JLA doesn't fight a lame "island" at the end, then sneak into some kids bedroom to stare at them with a glazed, creepy look in their eyes. Don't forget, BS likes them young.

Preferably young and REtarded like "superfag95".

Anonymous said...

AP if I was superman95 don't you think i would say so. Regardless if you think prepubesents fighting for JLA is your idea of a good time go to town. Thats makes you 100times gayer then returns ever was. And Marvel is doing its own raping of property just doing more of it. If it wasnt for Spiderman 1/2 those movies wouldnt even be made. And i refuse to argue gross anymore, only a moron can say Returns didnt make money.........

JLA is the nail on the DCU in 2010!

REstart

Trust me boys I am never wrong!

Anonymous said...

"AP if I was superman95 don't you think i would say so."

No, but Superman95 posted a near identical style recently at Younis' site, sans the profanity, so it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure THIS out, Superfag-REtard95.

Anonymous said...

"Trust me boys I am never wrong!" Retard

But you've been fuckin wrong so many times it's ridiculoous. Your predictions about films like Spidey 3, Simpsons, Transformers have all been proven wrong.

You're the guy who loves a turkey like Returns and hates a yet to be made JLA......go figure

and hiya bigbonedp!!!!

ApologistPuncher said...

"Thats makes you 100times gayer then returns ever was."

Yep, did you hear that? Seeing people fight makes you "gay". Only a faggot like "superfag95" could come up with some lame-brained bullshit like that. Seeing superheroes fight is"gay". But preferring to see one take a prison-bitch fucking is straight as an arrow, right "superfag95"?

"And i refuse to argue gross anymore"

Of course you do, you little bitch. You've been wrong EVERY SINGLE TIME, so you not wanting to anymore is pretty fucking funny.

Hey, "superfag95", how's the bukkake DVD coming along? Is BS happy with the amount of choad you take? He has NO idea how much jizz you can REALLY swallow, does he?

You're a slut.

Anonymous said...

"You're a slut."

Gay REtarded SuperSlut95!

Anonymous said...

I love how the only comments you guys come up with are like out of a homoerotic stories. AP and you all mus just share circle jerks. No wonder you dont like returns its too much of a man movie for you. The only real hero is....

MOS in 2009!

Restart

Not one of my post are full of jizz like your AP your ass must hurt from all the dicks on this board that bang it. No wonder the US dollar is falling!

Anonymous said...

"No wonder you dont like returns its too much of a man movie for you."

Ha!!! What a joke! Definitely NOT a man's movie, or it would have action. Remember, Bryan Cocksuck-er, I mean Singer, wanted a 'chick flick, so either something for the girls or for the ones who PERFORM like girls, Superfag95.

Anonymous said...

Superman is in the hands of the wrong studio is the reality. The Reeve movies were mishandled by the Salkinds and now WB is fucking this up all by themselves, first by hiring Singer and now this mess.

ApologistPuncher said...

"AP and you all mus just share circle jerks"

Looks like somebody has been reading our posts about the HomoPage, and decided to "recycle" one of OUR insults for THEM.

You sad, pathetic little faggot "superfag95". No wonder the French ALWAYS get their asses kicked. REtard PROVES they have ZERO BALLS.

Lots of homosexuala though. Go figure?

ApologistPuncher said...

Oh, and I LOVE the Apologists sticking to their "playbook":

"I love how the only comments you guys come up with are like out of a homoerotic stories."

But the little fag IGNORES this:

"Even if they go with that JLA script, it's a guaranteed $300 million domestic. Why? Because the JLA doesn't fight a lame "island" at the end, then sneak into some kids bedroom to stare at them with a glazed, creepy look in their eyes. Don't forget, BS likes them young."

See, he CAN'T respond to this, because he KNOWS it's TRUE. You can't deny what is readily available for all to see on the Singerman Peeps DVD'S.

You know, the one's Best Buy is selling for $6.99 right now?

colors said...

His "[Singer]man 2009" sig is the greatest though, isn't it? I don't think even Singer is holding to that line anymore, but good ol' Restart just won't give it up.

And AP, you have to admit, there's a lot of gay content in JLA. I mean, how *GAY* is it to watch Wonder Woman running around in a thong with her tits bouncing all over the place? It'd be a lot manlier to see Routh take yet more phallic objects into his person in a Singerman sequel.

routh's career going south said...

wow, apparently AP's ass is responsible for foreign inflation now? You're right Meltard you are teaching us things every day.

ApologistPuncher said...

"I love how the only comments you guys come up with are like out of a homoerotic stories."

Guess how "superfag95" knows THIS??

And you are correct, seeing a statuesque woman, breasts dancing out of her metal bra IS "gay". But let me say it in Apologist-speak: "Goodbye! Me love ugly woman! Me hate Singerman in lovely costume! Me want to hump Wonder Woman! Me want to slap Singerman! He am not my fantasy!! Me REtard not say hello!".

Apologists are to us normal people what Bizarro is to Superman. Just queer.

Sepharih said...

http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=6424

:)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, something tells me this is a prelude to Singer "unexpectedly leaving" followed by the studio "seeking a new direction for the 'sequel'" and then there'll be news of a "brand new franchise".

It's all falling into place.

In fact, since that's just how it's gonna be in the end anyway and since the JLA flick is just a means to that end, I'd *really* understand if WB wanted to just save a step and go for a *real* Superman franchise now. Really! I'd totally understand!

Right now, I bet there is weeping and gnashing of teeth over on the Singerman Homepage.

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, something tells me this is a prelude to Singer "unexpectedly leaving" followed by the studio "seeking a new direction for the 'sequel'" and then there'll be news of a "brand new franchise".

It's all falling into place."

Countdown to Singerman, the end, that is.

Anonymous said...

...another slap in the face for Singer!!! Great he fuckin deserves it.

FINALLY!!! The news that confirms that Singer and the wonder twins pitch for a sequel was a flop.

Warners are actually protecting the franchise by acknowledging the damage that Singer did with the misjudged Returns, and have taken action by not wanting to continue the Singerverse

Sepharih said...

"Right now, I bet there is weeping and gnashing of teeth over on the Singerman Homepage."

Actually, I checked, and they’re still convinced that it will happen. I understand really. Different writers are brought onto movies all the time.

Still, one thing is very clear. Whether or not Man of Steel is made, and whether or not Bryan Singer returns, its obvious WB has a very different direction in mind for Supes than what Singer’s camp was originally going for.

Anonymous said...

http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=6424
^^^
According to that report Routh will wear the "S" again, so are we now to believe that there will be three Supermen around (TBA-JLA Supes, Routh and Welling)?

and than there is the interview from the Warner Bros and DC liaison Gregory Noveck, who in reference to the question of why Welling won't be the Supes in Miller's upcoming JLA film said that "it would just confuse the issue".

Seriously what the FUCK is gong on at Time Warner with these mother Fuckers!

Sepharih said...

^Actually it reads:

"next pic would be a sequel with Brandon Routh LIKELY to wear the "S" on his chest again."

My emphasis. Don’t forget that WB has an option on his contract. He could very easily be replaced with whomever they get to play Supes in the Justice League. Plus, a lot can happen in the time it would take to get that project started. I'm not convinced it's even going to happen anymore...and if it does it's certainly going to be a radically different direction than what they were originaly going for.


Oh, and I have some potentially good news on the Justice League casting session. It’s nothing official, but it makes me regain a little hope for this project.
We were all really worried about how young the names on the casting call were, but apparently the only two roles that were being read for in the casting session were The Flash and Wonder Woman. They’re casting young for the flash because he’s been written as the youngest member of the league, and Wonder Woman is supposed to be ageless (though I still prefer someone more mature personally), but the source claims that all the others roles are seeking older actors.
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/34488

Anonymous said...

You know what's funny? The apologists were on their knees for Dougherty & Harris just like they were for Singer & Routh. Now that those two hacks have been canned, now suddenly they're glad they're gone, they were 'the weakest link' & other such garbage. And the apologist brain-dead sheep talk about realists being hypocrites? As John Stossel would say, "Give me a break!"

Anonymous said...

Thank god Dan Harris and Michael Dougherty are gone, now no more gay subtext.

Anonymous said...

To paraphrase Capt. Willard, the denial over at the Younis page is piling up so fast you need wings to stay above it.

Anonymous said...

yeah can some explain to me how a guy who has either broken or confirmed details about what's happening down at Fox studios get banned for posting his take on what's happening??bailey is jealous towards anyone who actually works in the industry wihtout having to pay to do so

Anonymous said...

Is the Homopage down again or is it just my computer? It looks like they play word games over there. Maybe they need Bill Clinton to tell them what the definition of the word IS is.

colors said...

"bailey is jealous towards anyone who actually works in the industry wihtout having to pay to do so"

Yep. Watch for my ban any second now. If Pocket Zod is gonna get nailed, I can't be far behind.

Anonymous said...

That's what gets me!! Papa Zod got banned for a comment by Pocket Zod!!!

And he's a writer?

Anonymous said...

Whoa, you mean that moron banned the wrong guy?! LOL!!

Anonymous said...

"We dealt with too many people being cruel and rotten for the last movie, and it stops now."Bailey

Or, just to make things clear:

Smallville=Bad

Superman Returns=Good

Justice League=Bad

Man Of Steel=Good

It's that simple. Why can't people conform like Bailey wants?

Anonymous said...

So the writers are gone. Routh will be back and so will singer. Unless you like the Justice Kids. With compelling dialog as "I am dying". If JLA comes out it will not even scratch 150 million. Why you ask? look at the closest match being X-men. None of the 3 scratch 300M so AP once again you show you are delusional. You people must believe the only chance of a good movie is...........

Man Of Steel in 2009!

REstart

If you think what we hear about JLA is bad then what we do not hear is going to be worse. WB is trying to bleed the comics to death before they even start. With Batman and Superman restarted they should just continue with the perfect molds they have. Superman being the better movie of course. And for all you whiners Batman has a son in the comics now! And I am niether superman95 or Mel or whatever i just have a lot of fans.

ApologistPuncher said...

Want to know what it means? It means they are looking for writers to pen the solo film for the NEW Superman from JLA. Remember that sissy-ass Apologist who talked to, I believe it was Daugherty? How he was "writing the sequel"? Now all of a sudden, THEY "chose" not to come back? I don't think so. WB canned their INEPT ASSES.

And to the shit-brained Apologists who think BS IS going to direct a sequel, do you not realize these are his HAND-PICKED "boys"? You think he is going to let two people that WARNER BROS. hires write something that is out of HIS control? Get a fucking clue if you do, assholes.

Here's something to ponder: Could it be that Millar/Gough are being given the writing duties, as part of Welling playing Supes in JLA? If they ARE announced as the new writers after the JLA film is cast, then that's the case.

Where's REtard a.k.a "superfag95"? Still 2009, now that there is NO script, bitch? It's going to be hilarious, tinged with a pathetic side when he posts on here.

ApologistPuncher said...

"And I am niether superman95 or Mel or whatever i just have a lot of fans."

Try keeping up with that LIE, you shit eating salad-tosser.

"If JLA comes out it will not even scratch 150 million."

Anyone else want to handle this one? Seeing as how "superfag95" just HAS to be wrong every time he mentions BO numbers? Remember his Transformer "prediction"? The Simpsons Movie? $300 million domestic EASILY, right around $700 million worldwide. Watch and see.

"With compelling dialog as "I am dying"."

Any mention of dirt-fighting, asshole? Voyeurism? Implied child molestation? Yep, JLA wins and that's not even from the script. Quote some of the Madame Of Swish script, "superfag95"?

OH YEAH! There ISN'T ONE! WE win, Apologist cum-guzzlers!

ApologistPuncher said...

Hey, let's get Neal Bailey to write the sequel! Take a gander at some more of his "fine writing":

"So, Kal…do you want to be responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands, or billions? Your call, of course. Tick, tock, tick, tock...

PANEL TWO: A smaller version of the full-on shot from last issue, showing Luthor holding the vial of genetic disease from the previous issue.

LUTHOR
Well, alien? Your move.

SEPERATOR: In between panel two and three, there is a WHOOSH with wind effects separating the two panels, indicating superman is passing through.

PANEL THREE: The exact same panel, save now Luthor’s fingers hold nothing.

PANEL FOUR: Superman with a VERY angry look on his face.

SUPERMAN
I’ll see you rot in jail for this.

PANEL FIVE: Luthor has a look of somewhat acknowledged defeat on his face.

LUTHOR
Very well. So it begins. I won’t be here when you get back, you know.

SUPERMAN (off)
I’m not here, now."

"I'm not here, now"?? This is ALL untouched, taken STRAIGHT from the idiots website. Would any of you post rubbish like this, bad punctuation and all? "Very well. So it begins". And THIS piece of shit thinks HE has a "right" to critique Smallville's writing? Fuck, that fat ass is DELUSIONAL.

Younis' funky sack must be overcoming him, killing the two and a half brain cells he has left!

Anonymous said...

Neal Bailey is a crap writer with chronic bad breath

Anonymous said...

My personal quote to Younis after reading this news:

"If you constantly spin shit around the globe, you shouldn't be surprised when it eventually hits you in the face!"

Singerman is gone! Long live Superman!

Sequel

colors said...

"Could it be that Millar/Gough are being given the writing duties"

I'll try not to get my hopes up. It'd be nice but I don't want to be disappointed.

Sepharih said...

Ho. Ly. Shit. Now what I just read isn’t exactly likely to happen (very unlikely in fact) but damnit...I want it to happen so bad.

Now that WB is “taking pitches”, Comic book writer Mark Millar is going to try his hand at getting Superman revamped. For those who don’t know, Millar has been trying to do a sort of Ultimate Superman take on Superman before Marvel even did the Ultimate Marvel Universe. He wants to bring Superman into the modern age more than we do. This is his idea of a dream job, he’s been prepping a pitch like this for years, and he even says he’d do it for free if they let him.

I don’t know if Millar’s the man for the job (his work is rather dark), but he wrote one of the best Superman stories ever with Superman: Red Son and if I was in the WB’s position I’d hear the guy out...which means he probably won’t get the chance. Still...maybe...or not.

http://forums.millarworld.tv/index.php?showtopic=74258

ApologistPuncher said...

Yes, Mark Millar WOULD do Superman justice. He is a fan of the CHARACTER, NOT just a movie from 1978.

Mr. Millar knows some pretty influential people, as his WANTED movie is currently shooting. Don't assume right out of the gate that he won't be heard, I just hope he's started writing.

Joel said...

Wow, Dougherty and Harris off the sequel? WB considering starting over? Yes! As the song goes, "I'm so excited and I just can't hid it!" lol

Allllriiiight! Does this not prove that WB was dissatisfied with Singer's take or not? Plus, if Dougherty and Harris chose to leave, what a slap to those fans who put faith in their vision of Superman (regardless of whether it ended up being Singerman, lol). If there is a sequel, which I strongly strongly doubt, why have other writers finish up Dougherty and Harris' work? Lame.

I hope a Superman restart is coming very soon.

P.S. - My apologies to AP. After reading the posts for several weeks now, now I know why you give them such crap. Especially REtard.

ApologistPuncher said...

"Plus, if Dougherty and Harris chose to leave, what a slap to those fans who put faith in their vision of Superman (regardless of whether it ended up being Singerman, lol)."

There was no "choice". This is how Hollyweird works.

They were shit-canned, but WB WON'T "embarass" people they MIGHT want to work with down the line. So the Wonder Twins "save face" by saying THEY "chose" not to come back. The Apologists around the 'net are too ignorant to realize this, so they "think" BS is still going to make a sequel. HIS "choice" to leave will be announced after the JLA cast is.

"P.S. - My apologies to AP. After reading the posts for several weeks now, now I know why you give them such crap. Especially REtard."

I do what I do because these assholes are "coddled" at other boards (see the HomoPage for a PERFECT example), and are so used to it that, actual, UNCENSORED speech shocks the shit out of them, and turns them into whiney crying bitches. If we were talking in REAL LIFE, and I called one of them an ASSHOLE, do they think a "moderator" would jump in, and "ban" me? Not a chance.

Well, if they are with their Mommy, SHE might try to....

colors said...

They only like "open and reasoned discourse" if the mods can ban those pesky Realists from participating in their Singer gushings.

In some ways, I'm actually glad Singerman came along because now we can separate the fans from the jackasses.

colors said...

In other news, looks like I'm about to get banned from the Younis page for posting a defense of Al Gough and Miles Millar instead of paying homage to Singer like any good disciples of Younis is expected to.

Remember kiddies, "Smallville bad, Singerman good".

Anonymous said...

"In other news, looks like I'm about to get banned from the Younis page for posting a defense of Al Gough and Miles Millar instead of paying homage to Singer like any good disciples of Younis is expected to."

colors, what is your ID over there? Is it what I think it is, e........?

ApologistPuncher said...

Those little faggots over there are PISSED because they KNOW some of you post HERE.

The reason "The Felcher" is doing what he is doing, is because he came HERE, and got SHIT on. Is he able to "ban" people here? No fucking way. Can he even "smack shit" to defend himself or his HORRID "writing"? Not on his pathetic life. So he is going to be an asshole to ANYONE who disagrees with his Master's mandate, ESPECIALLY to those he knows frequent this BLOG.

They also KNOW that there will be NO sequel, so they are "lashing out". Do you think it is just "coincidence" that they started to act this way when word comes out that the Wonder Twins got canned? Nope, it was just the "jizz icing on the cake" for them.

Younis/Bailey&swright sittin' in a tree... F-U-C-K-I-N-G.

colors said...

"colors, what is your ID over there? Is it what I think it is, e"
:D

Anonymous said...

"colors, what is your ID over there? Is it what I think it is, e"
:D

;D