Well BigHugeLabs.com has a neat little web application up that lets you create your own. And of course, us being us, we had a little fun with the application at Singerman's expense and of course we figured that we'd share the results with you. Click the image to enlarge. Enjoy.
We'd love to see the ones you guys in the Comments come up with.
And hey, don't forget: BOOT SINGER, REBOOT SUPERMAN!!
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Hilarious!!
But who or what is a Brandon Routh?
FAILURE
Brandon Routh realises that selling his autograph isn't the career in movies he dreamed of.
FAILURE
Brandon Routh drafts yet another post under his "Restart" psuedonym
Insert photo of Steve Younis....
HACK
You gave away all objectivity for a tour of the set.
FAILURE
Admit it, you're no Tom Welling
STALKER
With all the hot women in Smallville, you follow that skinny biatch?
MISCAST
When the entire film is miscast, you really take the cake when you get singled out more than the rest
I need a rest!
Father Finian
"Admit it, you're no Tom Welling"
Tom Welling fucking sucks. Admit it your no Chris Reeve would have been better. Welling is just like Routh. A pretty boy who can't act for shit.
Sheesh,
"Admit it, you're no Chris Reeve" is fuckin obvious. Typical!
The "pretty boy" has a heck of a larger fan base than whatsisname Routh
"The "pretty boy" has a heck of a larger fan base than whatsisname Routh"
That does not make him a good actor he is awful. I can't stand people that look to Welling as a great Superman. Chris Reeve is the guy period. Welling is no better an actor than Routh. They are both talentless pretty boys that got the role because of what they look like nothing more.
Yes. Reeve is the guy, no question.
As for your cryin about Welling's popularity, FUCK OFF elsewhere you humourless anal retentive fuck. This blog is about the failure that is Returns. Go to a Smallville site for crying about Welling.
BTW, just for you I'll explain it in detail because you seem so retarded.......
Tom Welling has appeared as the Man Of Steel in a TV series now entering it's seventh season:SUCCESS
Bwandon Wouth has appeared in the underwhelming Returns, the continuation of which looks very shakey at best and he himself has already become a virtual nobody in the industry, selling his autograph etc:FAILURE
...so no, he's no Tom Welling
If he was he'd be starring in his own long running series.........
Get it you humourless jackass??
Or simply, Forget Reeve, Brandon Routh's not even in Tom Welling's league.
Get it?
You must be the comic book kid again. Humourless fuck
"As for your cryin about Welling's popularity, FUCK OFF elsewhere you humourless anal retentive fuck. This blog is about the failure that is Returns. Go to a Smallville site for crying about Welling."
All i said was him being popular does not make him a good actor. Your whining about Routh is wasted on me just read above, do i have any love for him NOPE he sucks. I like the comics and the CR movies to me anyone else who has played him completely sucks. Lois and Clark was popular for a while and that was on a major network not the cooking channel or whatever hack network SV is on and Cain sucked as well as Superman. Oh yeah and Welling by the way is also a known asshole, the guy actually has it in his contract that they can't make him wear the suit, what a dickhead. Routh bombed so bad in SR he is probably done as an actor good riddance.
"You must be the comic book kid again. Humourless fuck"
Reading the comics is a good thing not a bad thing asshole. If Singer had done the same SR would have been at least watchable.
"You must be the comic book kid again. Humourless fuck" me
"Reading the comics is a good thing not a bad thing asshole. If Singer had done the same SR would have been at least watchable."
A simple "Yes" would have sufficed.
Still doesn't get it.
Read "Mad" magazine instead junior
Welling is 100x the actor that Wouth is. And he doesnt look like a swimmer when they put him in tight clothes, the dude actually has a build, like Superman should. He didnt want to wear the suit during Smallville because he was afraidy the show would be campy, and judging by Lois & Clark and the Superboy series, I cant say I blame him. Film is a different story considering he almost signed to do the Superman movie when McG was aboard.
DELUSIONAL
"Yes? Mr. Singer? The sequel is imminent? Wait by the phone for the "greenlit"? Yes sir!"
WRONG!!!
Career choice that is, Mr. Spacey.
^^^
Spacey only did Returns for the money so that he could keep on doing arthouse films.
Routh only did Returns because he was trying to get out of the bartender business.
"^^^
Spacey only did Returns for the money so that he could keep on doing arthouse films.
Routh only did Returns because he was trying to get out of the bartender business."
What this has to do with ANYTHING is BEYOND me.
Fucking Apologist douche's have to try to fuck everything up.......
Singer is a FAG and Superman Returns was gay.
AP
The point was that SR was not a career choice for Spacey as you alluded it was only about the money so that he could keep doing art house films as for Routh the guy was a LA bartender he would have done gay porn if the price was right.
What this has to do with ANYTHING is BEYOND me.
Fucking Apologist douche's have to try to fuck everything up.......
^^^
Anything besides blatant name calling is BEYOND you, its fucktards like you who give us actual critical critics of SR a bad name.
But since you're probably too stupid to understand the passage above I'll put it to you in terms you can understand.
apologistpuncher is a FAG and Superman Returns was gay.
"Anything besides blatant name calling is BEYOND you, its fucktards like you who give us actual critical critics of SR a bad name.
But since you're probably too stupid to understand the passage above I'll put it to you in terms you can understand.
apologistpuncher is a FAG and Superman Returns was gay."
Don't even TRY to PRETEND you're a fully-functioning human being, you Apologist donkey fucker. Your idiotic LACK of punctuation gives your ignorant ass away, cunt.
And you know what they say about PROJECTION, half-wit. Save your homosexual come-on's for your Apologist "brothers". I hear your "kind" enjoys the salad-tossing.
Fuck you, Apologist bitch!
"Welling is 100x the actor that Wouth is. And he doesnt look like a swimmer when they put him in tight clothes, the dude actually has a build, like Superman should."
Heh so what the only Superman movie Chris Reeve was ever really big in was Superman 3. The others especially Superman 4 he was really not that big at all.
"Heh so what the only Superman movie Chris Reeve was ever really big in was Superman 3. The others especially Superman 4 he was really not that big at all."
A lot has changed since then.
Men today want Superman to actually look big and powerful, and women want him to be hot and sexy. Both groups want a tough, ballsy Superman with an edge; nobody wants a whimpering pansy in an ill-fitting Superman costume.
Advantage: Welling.
"Advantage: Welling."
Agreed.
Apologists have to drag everything down to Singer's level of crap, AGAIN.
Now Reeve "wasn't that big"......he looked a hell of lot more impressive than you know who. Whatisname Routh?
"Men today want Superman to actually look big and powerful, and women want him to be hot and sexy. Both groups want a tough, ballsy Superman with an edge; nobody wants a whimpering pansy in an ill-fitting Superman costume.
Advantage: Welling."
Nobody has seen Welling in the suit so we really can not compare this accurately. Compare Routh when he was in Superman shape to Welling there is really not a big difference. They are both about 6'3 and i read BR was 220 pds for SR. No way Welling is much heavier than that and if he is it is not all muscle.
"Now Reeve "wasn't that big"......he looked a hell of lot more impressive than you know who. Whatisname Routh?"
Did you see Reeve in Superman 4 he was built like a 12 year old.
Come on people, if you're going to criticize everything about the film, at least be intelligent about it.
All I ever get out of these blog entries is "f---," "[insert name here] sucks," "dumbass," "gay" (check the facts, he's engaged to a WOMAN), etc.
"Nobody has seen Welling in the suit so we really can not compare this accurately. "
We've seen Welling without his shirt a few times in SV and he's built a hell of a lot more like Supes than Routh could ever dream to be.
Remember, Younis himself pointed out that the high collar on the stupid looking costume was to hide padding.
"Did you see Reeve in Superman 4 he was built like a 12 year old."
Here we go again.....drag him down.
Even in 4, Reeve personifies Superman in a way Routh and Singer could only fantasise about.
Get over it Routh lover, he failed
"Nobody has seen Welling in the suit so we really can not compare this accurately."
man I used to think that too but did you see that episode from last week? theres this part where hes sitting on a chair talking to momma kent. brothers got massive guns. he aint cut like some gay model poser hes just f*cking huge. get routh to look like that and he wouldnt need rubber muscles to look big. otherwise, just put welling in the tights and be done with it. dudes already got the don't f*ck with me tude and he can act.
Even as an SR apologist, I have to say that Welling was and is more built than BR. He is huge, and when he wants to he brings the superman attitude out in full force. I would have no problem if he were to become Superman in the JLA movies or something.
I wanted him to do it back when they first started trying to get a Superman movie off the ground.
"(check the facts, he's engaged to a WOMAN)"
Just to put this line of thinking to rest, here's an exerpt of Rock Hudson's personal life:
"While Hudson's career was blooming, he was struggling to keep his personal life out of the headlines. Throughout his career, he epitomized wholesome manliness, and in 1955, after several male lovers, he wed his agent's secretary Phyllis Gates. The news was made known by all the major gossip magazines. The union lasted three years."
As those of us over the age of 16 know, Rock Hudson died of homosexually contracted AIDS in 1985.
I don't know if Brandon "My Career Went" Routh IS gay, but to point out he is "engaged to a WOMAN" means NOTHING in Hollywood.
Oh, but as these used-douche Apologists like to say, I ONLY insult people, not make valid, well-spoken points.
These assholes should check this thread to see MY posts ON TOPIC, and their inane bullshit about NOTHING.
Fuck off, Apologist asswipes!
For the "SingerBastard":
JAR JAR BINKS
You made us forget one of the WORST characters ever commited to film, if only for the briefest of moments.
"I don't know if Brandon "My Career Went" Routh IS gay, but to point out he is "engaged to a WOMAN" means NOTHING in Hollywood."
Yeah, apologists are both naive and totally humourless. Remember when the comic book kid threw a hissy fit because he couldn't see how Returns was a gay movie because "Superman loves Lois"...sheesh
Look at Tom Cruise and the all gay cast on Singer's next film, to be followed by the gay mayor bio....no wonder folks are worried about rumours that Gay Spacey is to be joined by Orlando Bloom as a super villian in the proposed Returns sequel. Please Warners, stop the madness
...and if Routh isn't gay, he sure behaved that way in Sydney.
It has to be one of the worst kept secrets in film! The tales of the shenanigans on that shoot are legendary.
"Yeah, apologists are both naive and totally humourless. Remember when the comic book kid threw a hissy fit because he couldn't see how Returns was a gay movie because "Superman loves Lois"...sheesh"
Yeah, for them to say that is LAUGHABLE at BEST.
Did ANY male/female kissing occur in the film? I mean REAL kisses? Lois and Richard? Nope. Lex and ugh, Kitty? Nope, and that was OBVIOUSLY a homosexual Lex. Singerman and Lois? NONE.
What we DID get was a simulated "prison bitch" scene, involving Lex, his "men" and Singerman.
Yep, NOTHING "gay" in Singerman Peeps. No SIR.....
"...and if Routh isn't gay, he sure behaved that way in Sydney. It has to be one of the worst kept secrets in film! The tales of the shenanigans on that shoot are legendary."
I'm late to the party. What happened in Sydney???
Tom Welling is this Generations face to the role of SUPERMAN, and to cast another person was doing this generation of Superman fans a disservice.
Seriously Tom Welling has become SUPERMAN without ever putting on the suit!
The WB sucks with how they handle their comic book characters, and I can't believe a hack like Singer is allowed anywhere near SUPERMAN!
"I'm late to the party. What happened in Sydney???" Bryan Singer gave Brandon a BJ, and then BJ gave Bryan Anal!
All while doing massive amounts of Cocaine, and xtc.
Sad I hear Brandon's a major coke head now a days since the shoot, and some people blame Bryan for it.
It's Brandon's own fault IMO... Bryan put his penis in his mouth but he didn't force him to snort coke.
"Sad I hear Brandon's a major coke head now a days "
There's a rumour that keeps popping up.
The crews at Fox Studios were embarrassed by the antics. And they're used to seeing all sorts of carry on
"Sad I hear Brandon's a major coke head now a days since the shoot, and some people blame Bryan for it.
It's Brandon's own fault IMO... Bryan put his penis in his mouth but he didn't force him to snort coke."
This Blog is a joke anymore and posts like this prove it. This is what happens SSS when you don't approve comments, trash like this is posted.
"This Blog is a joke anymore and posts like this prove it. "
With such a poor grasp of the english language, you clearly don't have a clue......
Boo fuckin hoo, poor little Bwandon.
"With such a poor grasp of the english language, you clearly don't have a clue......"
A clue about people like you. You are not hard to figure out asshole. You are a troll nothing more and nothing less.
"A clue about people like you. You are not hard to figure out asshole. You are a troll nothing more and nothing less."
Talk about the pot and the kettle!!
I've made lots of observations and points on this blog. You turn up and whine and cry. Fuck off cry baby, go back to a Singer authorised site like Younis's Homepage
btw, if you could grasp the english language when you post on here I couldn't have made that observation.
Get it jackass?
"A clue about people like you. You are not hard to figure out asshole. You are a troll nothing more and nothing less."
The whine of a "seasoned" BlueNuts regular. So used to being "protected" from FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
Way to go SSS, allowing our CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS to go unfettered here. Sheesh, the nerve of some people!
Fuck off, Apologist cry-baby!
LMAO! Does anyone here still read the SHHype boards? The Singerboys over there just stoop to a new low:
One snobbish guy is claiming to have read/heard statements from WB about them hating Welling but totally loving Routh, which means no-hit-wonder Routh MUST be in the JLA movie!!! (rrrrright! *rofl*)
Another diluted idiot seriously compared "Batman Begins" to the first Batman movie, calling it a "rip-off" just like SR is!!!
And I always thought the BlueNuts suckers were the leading members of the "Brain Dead Coalition" and the rest were just followers!? Must've been wrong.
It's really becoming more and more disgusting what shit these clowns start to pull out of their asses to protect Singer. Didn't they get the memo? Singerman is dead and WB is clearly trying to avoid ANY kind of official talk about a sequel or even the movie in the first place to reboot the franchise!
---> WAKE UP SUCKERS! Supersissy is not returning! He's gonna be a grown man next time! And he might even have a crush on a sexy woman instead of a walking toothpick with an ugly wig!
"Oh yeah and Welling by the way is also a known asshole, the guy actually has it in his contract that they can't make him wear the suit, what a dickhead."
Do you even know what a contract is? Just because something is in his contract doesn't mean he put it there. This always sounded to me like something WB execs did to avoid "confusing the franchises". They did the same thing with the "no Bruce Wayne" rule. The guy met with Brett Ratner to talk about the possibility of playing the role so he obviously can't be too opposed to it.
Since the Singer franchise is in the toilet at this point, I'd say it's inevitable that Welling will wear a cape at some point or another during the show's run.
Oh yeah, I forgot this part.
Welling- star of a successful TV show entering the seventh season, largely with widespread fan and critical acclaim; permitted to broaden his role and direct episodes.
Routh- Fired from a soap opera after a few months (for being a bad actor); dragged down a perfectly good franchise; appears at WB exec's kid's birthday parties in costume.
So yes, I would say Welling is no Routh.
"Singerman is dead and WB is clearly trying to avoid ANY kind of official talk about a sequel or even the movie in the first place to reboot the franchise!"
True, it has deliberately fallen off the radar. And the longer it stays that way the better.
"He's gonna be a grown man next time! And he might even have a crush on a sexy woman instead of a walking toothpick with an ugly wig!"
Hilarious, and spot on!
"This always sounded to me like something WB execs did to avoid "confusing the franchises". They did the same thing with the "no Bruce Wayne" rule."
....and Pa Kent had to be killed off to fit in with the upcoming Returns....And the same thing applied to the animated series as to who they could and couldn't use....no Lois or Batman characters (other than Batman himself)for JLA for instance.
It's interesting to note that Smallville hardly traded on the big screen Returns for any inspiration, rather it set about incorporating the DC characters into the series like The Justice League themselves and soon Supergirl.
No matter what the Singersucker apologists think, the JL episode was met with critical success and is anybody still unsure as to why Warners would rather go with a big screen JLA film with an already wellknown Superman..Welling??
If the Smallville team can pull it off on a smallscreen budget, you're kidding yourself if you think Warners couldn't inject more money into it for the bigscreen
the guy you're referencing on SHH who is spewing the whole "WB hates Welling and loves Routh" BS is a clown. The dude's a known bullshitter and has been banned multiple times for other various offenses. He has no more insight into this situation than ReTard. Like most people that still post on the SHH Singerman boatds they make it up as they go along in a deluded attempt to avoid reality.
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