Thursday, August 10, 2006

Theaters Realize Singerman is a Turd

Listen closely and you can hear the FLUSH!

Theater counts for the weekend of August 11 came out today on Box Office Mojo and the news isn't good for Singerman. It's going to lose 960 theaters this weekend, or over 56% of it's remaining theaters. Singerman will now be reduced to being in just 750 theaters in this it's 7th weekend. That's now 385 LESS than The Devil Wears Prada (which opened the same weekend) is in. So much for those arguments about the film having "legs."

Since everyone loves these comparisons so much. In it's 7th weekend at the domestic box office Batman Begins was still in 1601 theaters. That's 54.2% more for those of you scoring at home. When you keep in mind that Singerman started out in 207 more theaters than Begins to begin with (4065 vs. 3858), the discrepancy becomes even more glaring.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Singerman's first sub-million dollar weekend.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank god. The sooner this piss poor attempt at a modern day superman is gone from theaters, the better.

Anonymous said...

Great site. Supe oops Singerman Returns was the biggest piece of shit
in motion picture history.

Anonymous said...

This is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Look how much time and effort you're putting into complaining about a movie. Pretty pathetic, especially when you notice that nobody's commenting on it.

The Real World said...

Hmmmm...you keep updating this blog. I guess you haven't noticed nobody cares about the truly pathetic rants of a virgin fanboy living in his parents' basement. Maybe if you went outside for a change, assuming you won't melt because your skin has never met sunlight, you might ask around and find out that there are a lot of people who enjoyed this movie.

Tony Soprano said...

Wow man , this is beyond me . I'm going to be straight with you and tell from the start that I'm a big fan of SR . It's not near as good as BB , but hey , what can you do . I actually liked some of your stuff written here , you make valid and funny remarks . But dedicating your precious time on bashing one movie ? GET A GIRLFRIEND YOU TROLL !

Tony Soprano said...

and by the way :
Pending comments till they are approved by you ? You're not only rant , now I'll go as far as calling you cowardice . I bet you're the type of guy who used to get punched a lot in high school . At each break . In the face . Several times .

TOGA , TOGA , TOGA 2000 !